What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
wat?
Nothing it just waved
lmao ur such a dork
Do you sea what I did there?
......
Seriously....Do you?
yes.....
Are you shore?
.......
No need to be a beach
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Water you saying?
ur one more joke closer to being single
Shell I stop then?
thts it! im done!
Ok I guess ill go krill myself now
I just tide
Noo :/ I fish you would come back
I wont sand any more messages
Or at least my responses wont be as pacific
Whale, I guess youre not coming back
Anyway, water you up to?
Im just tiding up the place
Damn you.
Sorry, that's what one river said to the other
Im going to make you walk the plankton
Are you just tide of these jokes? Cuz I understand that after a whale they get annoying. I think its on purpose tho.
What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
I lava you :)
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