*kick

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Hey, are you coming over tonight with James and Luke? We're playing guitar hero!

     Yeah! I'm gonna lick your ass tonight ;)

WWWHHHHAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!?!

     Dammit... I meant KICK. I'm gonna KICK your ass tonight!

I was gonna say, I always thought you were gay, but not THAT gay :) hahaha

     Screw you.

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