** You guys seriously never cease to amaze me. I can't belive how much support I have gotten from these stupid little "books." Thanks for reading, voting, commenting and following! I really appreciate it! 900,000 reads and counting! enjoy this new part in celebration. :D **
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Hey...can you do me a favor?
Yeah sure
When I die...
Yea...
Can you update my Facebook status saying "Chillin' with Jesus."
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