Hey BobJoeBilly, when you get home there will be some whores for you to do before I get in.
You are the best dad ever!
why?....
Oh sh**! chores!
can you at least throw one whore in?
**holy frosty the snowman thank you guys so freaking much for 500,000 reads!! I made this one day when I was bored out of my mind and it just blew up. thanks for the support is means a lot :):)**
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