pregnant lie

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the test came back positive babe. Im pregnant. :(

     WHAT?!? HOME, NOW!!

MUM? ....=.=

     HOME!!

Just texted my Mum what you told me to. I can't wait to movie in with you, and run away....But is it worth lying about being pregnant..I feel really bad :(

     YOU SON OF A BITCH. GET YOUR ASS HOME.

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