Are you doing the nutcracker this year?
Yep! I'm auctioning kids tomorrow.
Suctioning kids.
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Birdseed!
I AM AUDITIONING KIDS FORPLAY
Wow I am sorry I asked! Hahahahahahah
YOU ARE READING
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