SUSABELL!!! BILLYBOB BROKE UP WITH ME!!!!! ;(
                                   Hush little Sugarplum don't you cry I'm gonna find you a better guy and if the guy don't treat you right I'm gonna put up a good fight and if the fight goes real well You're gonna have to bail me out of jail
                              This is why we are friends
                                      
                                          
                                   
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