ha best friend ever!

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SUSABELL!!! BILLYBOB BROKE UP WITH ME!!!!! ;(

     Hush little Sugarplum don't you cry I'm gonna find you a better guy and if the guy don't treat you right I'm gonna put up a good fight and if the fight goes real well You're gonna have to bail me out of jail

This is why we are friends

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