bonus text: full blooded retard

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Dude you left ur phone in the cab we caught home last night
Hello?
BILLYBOB!!!
WHY WONT YOU FKING ANSWER, FK YOU MAN!!!

      This is the finder of billybobs phone, you have to be a full blooded retard. Saying he left his phone in the cab and getting pissed off when theres no answer to you

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