Hu is this?
Ur gf's dad. U need to show you're worthy of her.
Um okay...
What's a word that starts with "V" she would hesitate to say?
VOLDEMORTTTT!
Come over for dinner anytime you want, and if you ever need to stay the night, condoms are in the drawer under the bathroom sink ;) my baby chose right :)

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