The Element apprentices (a BBS fanfic)

Another letter *yay* and Monopoly

Vanoss's P.O.V

I suggested the library. It's nice and cozy, and the guys have barely been in there. We went in, and I headed straight for the corner to wait while the guys looked at a couple of books before getting new bored and joining me (I know them so well, I know that will happen). Nobody took any books. We sat in the squishy armchairs, talking about random shit. 

A loud, surprisingly forceful knock sounded through the house. 

"Who the hell wants us now? The Rock?" I asked as I got up. Whoever was there pounded again. "Invite him in before he takes the door off!" Tyler exclaimed.

I ran. "Hey, buddy, calm the fuc-"

Nobody was there. Great.

I looked down to the pavement. "Shit." It was a pale red letter. In bold, all caps letters, it declared, 'Evan Fong, or VanossGaming,'

"Guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys, guess whose got a letter now? "

The came running. I closed the door and read out loud.

"Dear Vanoss, or Evan,

Hey.

I want to invite you to the same club centre that Misty invited Mini to. I know all of you know about it, I saw your little freak out session.  Except, instead of Club Shadow, I want you to come to Club Fire! Doesn't it sound cooler than 'Wind Club' or 'Water Club'? (I keep trying to convince the others but they won't budge), and by the way, it's cool that you and Delirious got together! Not gonna lie, you too are damn fine together. Damn fine. You're also damn cute when you snuggle in bed together. I have to admit it. 

Really, you should come to Club Fire! You'd be a perfect addition (well, the only addition, I suppose)! 

Ps Don't worry about getting kidnapped or captured or other shit like that because it might not seem like it but we are trying to help!

 PPS I have been stalking (don't know everyone's afraid to use that word) you for as long as Misty and it is still interesting, you guys never cease to interest us!

From Firestorm or Fraiya

"DO WE ALL HAVE FUCKING STALKERS?!" Tyler shouted. Delirious looked like he was about to explode and his twitched. I'm pretty sure he wants he knife right about now.

 "We might but it may be that it's just harmless stalking!" Mini rushed, trying to calm Tyler. He half succeeded. "I'm so confused and curious about this Club centre crap!" Nogla sighed, but before he could say anything else, a loud pound on the door stopped him, and again, it was a post-it note.

Rules (because I'm an idiot and I forgot to give them out earlier): 

1. No weapons (you'll get those later)

2. No paparazzi or police (they won't last)

3. No inviting friends without our permission (seriously, if you value their health, don't)

4. You have to practice your skills (Slacking = Lacking)

5. You have to participate (it'll be fun)

6. Don't run (for the love of all that is holy don't try to escape the country)

-Firestorm

Delirious stuck his head out the door and looked up, but nobody was there. "I guess these are the Rules for the 'clubs'," I explained. My heart was beating so fucking fast. There was an uncomfortable silence. Del closed the door. "Well.... let's do something fun to get our minds off of this!" Mini declared. "Ummmmmmm....cook-off?" Lui suggested. Nogla looked at him affectionately. "Where do you get those ideas of yours?" Lui smiled innocently. "My brain." He said in his squeaker voice.

(Le fantastic time skip)

Wildcat's P.O.V

"Man, we beat you so hard at that!" I bragged after editing and posting our cook-off and GTA V videos. "It's not my fault that someone mistook flour for sugar!" Delirious said in a pissed off voice. "They looked the same!" Evan retorted. That was extra funny, because Evan was a good cook and you should've seen his face. He realised halfway through the baking process and I swear to God he nearly gave himself a concession with how hard he smashed his head against the wall. "And it's not my fault that someone forgot to add the eggs!" Lui said to David in his squeaky voice. " I was occupied with mixing the dry stuff!" David said in a whiny voice. Me and Mini nearly killed ourselves laughing. Sure, our icing was as hard as a rock but at least it cooked properly! Have you ever seen a cake baked with no flour or anything else to act as flour?! 

"Who wants to play Monopoly?!" Mini asked out of the blue, getting up to find the box. "ME!" We all said in unison.

(One long ass monopoly game later)

Nogla's P.O.V

"YES, I FINALLY FOCKING WON A GAME OF MONOPOLY!" I shouted after beating everyone and everyone nearly killed themselves laughing at my statement. "When was the last time?" Delirious asked still laughing. "Never," I admitted and everyone laughed even harder. "Fock you," I pouted before putting away the box.