The Element apprentices (a BBS fanfic)

Happy St.Patrick's Day!

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Vanoss P.O.V

Man, after all the stuff that happened yesterday I almost forgot that today was St.Patrick's Day! I looked at the clock, 7:00AM. I woke delirious. "What?" "Happy St.Patrick's Day!" "You woke me up to say that?" "Obviously not! I have something to show you!" I really did. He got up and put on his mask. "What is it?" I got out of bed and lead him over to a poster of night owl. I pulled the poster down, revealing a button.

 "What the hell?" I pushed and part of the wall moved over to the side and a staircase down was shown. "How Long has this been here?!" "Ever since I moved in, there was a painting there and I took it down and saw the button, pushed it and Voilà it appeared." I explained. I walked down, delirious following suit. At the bottom there was a big room that I had refurbished in a closet-type thing. "Over here is green." I went over to the green section. "So you found a secret room and you made it a closet?!" I nodded. Delirious face palmed himself. "Don't tell anyone this, there are secret room all over the place here!" He looked up at me. "Really?" "Yup, I found all of them. This one is probably the most boring one." I said.

We then began to pick our green outfits. I picked out a green version of my jacket, dark green jeans, a green version of my shoes, a green tee-shirt and green socks. Delirious one the other hand was wearing a green version of his blue hoodie but then the same clothes as me. "Now for the fun part! Hat's, Mask's, Pin's, accessories and tattoos!" He giggled in that special way.

Delirious got a green Jason mask, a green top hat, a huge 4 leaf clover pin and Irish flag tattoos on his hands. I didn't get a mask but I did get a green old-man hat, (I'm not calling Jackseptice a old man but I don't know how else to describe the hat!) a Irish flag pin, small 4 leaf clover earring's, a dog tag painted to look like an Irish flag and a small 4 leaf clover on my right cheek. "We look like idiots!" Delirious said. "That's the point! Besides knowing us we're going to get so drunk that we won't remember us putting these clothes on!" "Wildcat will remember!" "Good that, he can tell us all the stupid things we do then!"

We walked back up the stair case and into our room. I pushed the button again and the wall went back into place. I put back up the poster and looked at the clock. 7:54AM. Not to bad. "Let's go get the bars set up, you do the one inside, I'll do the outside." "Got it." I went outside.

I got out the vodka, whiskey, tequila and lot's a lot's beer. "This is a bad idea." I mumble. I looked across the yard, it was quite beautiful with the sun rise. 

Wildcat P.O.V

8:00AM I'm getting better a waking up at the same time everyday. "Happy St.Patricks day" Mini said in a yawn, just waking up. "You too."

I looked outside and saw the funniest looking guy in our backyard.........Wait, Is that.....Vanoss? I burst out laughing. "What?" "Look at Vanoss!"  I wheezed. "What the fuck is he wearing?!" Mini said, struggling to breathe. 

"Wear in the absolute fuck did he get that outfit from?!" Mini asked to nobody in particular. "Let's get on something green now." I said. I got my normal WILDCAT Shirt but it was tinted green. For once in Mini's life he wasn't wearing a Tux, he put on a green tee-shirt and jeans. "Look what I found!" Mini pulled out a orangey leprechauns beard! "Where the fuck did you find that?!" "Under the bed!" 

"Tyler if you wear this, I will do anything! Anything at all! I don't care if you make me walk around naked in public! You have to wear this!" Mini pleaded. "It would perfect with your pink hair! Pleeaaaasssee?" He did that thing that made him impossible to say no to! "Dammit! Fine but you are in for a hell of a week next week!" 

We went downstairs, beard and all. Delirious was at the bar and looked so funny! "What the fuck are you wearing?!" I wheezed. "Ask Vanoss! He's the one who got me this stuff!" "And what the fuck to you have on your face?! It's amazing! Pink on the top and orangey on the bottom!" He said. "All you need to know is that Mini might not be alive much longer!"

Nogla P.O.V 

"Is this your first St.Patrick's day in Canada?" Lui asked me. "Actually yeah! I hope there beer is as good as they make it out to be!" I replied.

I went down stairs sporting the green shirt I always wear. Lui wearing a green sweater instead of red. We had a good laugh at Vanoss, delirious and Wildcat! Oh poor Wildcat, first pink hair and now a orange beard! 

Terroriser P.O.V

"Is today St.Patricks day?" Brock asked. "You're the the Irish one after all." "Good that! And yes it is but the clothes we have on are the only ones we have! No green today." "At least were going to get drunk! There are 2 Irishmen, 1 Canadian and the Americans look like they are not shy to beer. I don't know about Chilled or nanners but they'll make it I'm sure." 

Back to Vanoss P.O.V

I went back inside and as predicted, got laughed at. "Where the fuck did you get these outfits?!" Lui laughed. "It's a secret." I replied. "What? Did you rob a leprechaun?" Wildcat asked  "Says the person with a leprechauns beard!" I retorted. We laughed even more at that. "If this is what being a human is like we should've left the Maze years ago!" Chilled said. "Actually, how old are you 2?" I asked. "I think I'm around 24"  Chilled said. "I'm at least 29" Seananners replied. (I know that's not his real age but I decided to make everyone in this fanfic 20-29 so yeah.) "If you don't mind my asking, what are your real names?" Mini asked them. "I was named Anthony by Master so I guess that's my real name." "And Master Called me Adam." I was confused at the mention of "Master" but Chilled said, "it's a long story you don't need to know. I'm sure you like sleep." That sent chills down my spine, it must be disturbing. 

We did random shit including trying to get a Irish accent but Nogla and Brian were too offended. It became nightfall, you know what that means. "GET THE BEER AND GET THE POTATOES, BOYS!"

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I was so tempted to do a Irish jig in the cafeteria in school today but this random guy beat me to it! God dam you random guy! He did it on the table to! He also made my friend choke on her taters!🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪