The whole team-High as a kite.

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(* so I dunno if you are for or against smoking weed, but.I had a dream about this the other night and it was hilarious, if you don't like it I apologise*)

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"Tony! Was the hell does the whole of the top floor smell like cannabis!" You screech. Knowing it was probably Tony's idea and no one actually knew what was going on.

But as soon as you stepped into the lounge it hit you.

"Ooooh fuck, mummy is home..." Bruce grunts awkwardly as he glances at everyone else, who were all sitting all over the room.

"Guys... Guys... Guuuys... I can see the whole world..." Clint speaks slowly, with his head firmly pressed against tone of the many floor to ceiling windows, his breath showing on the window.

"For gods sake... Tony? What did you do?" You ask trying your hardest not to laugh at him half hanging off the counter with a chip hanging out of his mouth.

He stands up abruptly and sways a little.

"(Y/N) (Y/N) I put a special thing in the the lunch order and made everyone space yogurts..." Tony's eyes bulged as he giggled. He was certainly an incoherent mess.

He slowly pressed his back to the wall and slid down it, a wide smile pressed to his face.

You look across the room to spot Thor who is having a minor freak out.

"Thor? You alright buddy?" You ask him, his eyes wide with fear.

"Eve-everytime I move my head, something touches my shoulders. What is happening lady (Y/N)?" You can't help but feel sorry for the guy, he doesn't stop moving his head.

Right. Left. Right. Left. Right.

"Thor, its your hair, here, tie it up," you smile passing him a hair tie.

"Thank you lady (Y/N)." Thor smiles at the hair tie as if it is a great gift he shall cherish forever.

"Nat? You okay?" You shout, unable to see her.

"Yeah, am good, I didn't eat anything, just had some coffee." She smiles at you from behind the counter.

"Thank god. Where's steve?" You ask trying not to laugh at Clint mumbling to himself about bee's in his head.

"Over there, but watch out," she points to the back of the room smiling.

You can help but to wonder what she's on about but as you get closer its more evident.

"Steve?" You ask touching his shoulder gently.

"Mmmh yeah am good juuuuust tired." Steve says rolling the words from his mouth.

"Sit with me for a bit?" He asks head gittering up to look at you.

"Yeah, scoot over," you smile warmly.

He instantly put his arm around you and cuddles next to you.

"Mm you smell like blueberries." He mutters before falling a sleep.

"Shit..." You mutter, you still needed to check out the rest of the team.

You try to move away carefully, placing cap flat out on the ground. And throwing a blanket over him quickly.

Your brush your shoulder the straighten out your jumper when your hand collideds with Steve's drool.

"Awhhh cmon!" You shout shaking your head viciously.

"Wanda is passed out in her room with a glass of water." Nat smiles as she picks up Clint who is still mumbling but about arrows now.

"Bruce, you okay there? You look a little.. I dunno.." You place a hand on his cheek, a little scared he might go code green.

"Me? Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah am good, but freaking out a little, did Tony spike everyone?" He asks licking his lips.

"Nat and I are fine, everyone was the victims of his pathetic pranks." You giggled while beckoning Nat over.

"All yours," you smile towards her.

"Hey big guy, the suns getting real low." You hear her whisper before being knocked off your feet.

"Pietro! That hurt goddamnit." You sigh shaking your head again.

"I am sorry, but I just need to run, yes, run," Pietro smiles at you before taking off again, but then running straight into a wall and falling back wards.

"Ouch, that hurt more than I thought it would," he giggled uncontrollably.

"Am surprised you didn't break the wall..." You giggle wiping at your forehead.

"That is a challenge no? Tony was telling me about them, let's see if I can, yes?" He smiles devishly at you before jumping up again.

"Knock yourself out kid," you mutter smiling.

You throw a quick look to Thor who was still moving his head side to side but with his hair tied in a bun.

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I laughed a lot at this dream I don't even know where it came from...

Please comment! Would love to know what you guys think!

Hope you enjoyed :)

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