*†* trying something different*†*
TONY; So, how's this working out for everyone?
STEVE; Why is my youphone flashing? It keeps flashing at me.
NATASHA; Ugh, you must be getting a good view of the youtittie then.
TONY; OOOOHHHH DAMN.
CLINT; What is this birdshit about?
STEVE; Language.
CLINT; Caw caw motherfucker🐦
BRUCE; why is this a thing? What is this? Tony why are you fucking around, your supposed to be in the lab.
TONY; Don't be mad sciencebro, a group chat is what we need.
BRUCE; What we need is a way to stop the other guy from flinging you all the way to Scotland.
THOR; AH YES, SCOTLAND HAS A GLORIOUS LANDSCAPE. IM SURE MY IRON BROTHER WOULD MUCH ENJOY IT SO.
SAM; Yo, birdbro, wanna hangout on the roof?
CLINT; Fuck yeaaaah. Caw caw birdbro.
SAM; CAW CAAAAAW MY SASSY BIRDBRO.
SCOTT; Wait... I have Captain America's phone number?! How did I not know this...
TONY; seriously... I'm IronMan and your excited about a 90 year old virgin?!?!?
SCOTT; Nah your an IronAss 😅
STEVE; Oh my gosh. What's the word...? BURRRRN.🔥
NATASHA; OH. Antboy got a point tho.
BUCKY; What
STEVE; BUCKAROOO
BUCKY; no.
STEVE; but... Buckyyyyy
BUCKY; No Steve. Back the the point. What is going on?
TONY; So, about the party this week. Or rather tonight.
PEPPER; No.
TONY; Pepper. Sweetheart, please?
PEPPER; no.
TONY; PEPPER? PLEEEEEASE?!
PEPPER; no.
SAM; Shit bruh, you just got shut the fuck down.
CLINT: *whip cracking sounds*
STEVE; LANGUAGE! THATS IT. IM GONE.
(STEVE has logged off.)
BUCKY; Who pissed Steve off?
SAM; More than likely me.
BUCKY; huh. Okay.
SAM; Okaaaaay.
BUCKY; Sam, can you turn your bird sounds down a little? I can hear them in my room.
SAM; No.
PIRATE DUDE; Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS NEEDA SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK TO YOUR DAMN WORK! SMH. PEACE OUT BITCHES.
PIRATE DUDE; TONY CHANGE MY GODDAMN NAME YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
TONY; Nah🤗
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I don't even know what this is.... If you all kinda like it i will do more like this but funnier, its up to you readers tbh.
Peace ouuut✌
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AVENGER IMAGINES
FanfictionThis is my first imagines book, some chapters are sad, some happy and some are everything in between. Please enjoy. REQUESTS ARE; {•} OPEN {} CLOSED I do not own any of the superhero characters mentioned in this book besides that of my own creation...
