Pietro had been cracking lame ass jokes all day. All freaking day.
Only half an hour ago did they start getting sexual and hinty.
"Hey, Eirinn, I may be the fastest man alive, but am the slowest in the bedroom!" He bellowed before bursting out in laughter.
"No?" He questioned when I didn't even chuckle.
"Pietro, sweetheart.. It was funny the first time but not the 57th time... Try telling a funny joke," I didn't mean to say it as bitchy as I did but shit happens.
I rub the palm of my hand across my forehead, feeling a headache starting.
"I know what will help you headpain," Pietro plops down next to me on the sofa with a warm smile.
"Really? God yes please help me," I moaned in pain as I grabbed my face in my hands.
"Yes, sex is a good pain reliever for everything no?" He asks raising an eyebrow as he started to lean in "I am faster than a bullet," he whispered in my ear, puckering his lips.
"If you even try lip touching me, I will punch you in the throat." I said bluntly, giving him a blank expression. Obviously I had butterflies all up in my stomach having a cocaine fueled rave.
"My apologise, Eirinn, enjoy the rest of your night." Pietro says standing up.
"Am sure my vibrator will!" I shout with out thinking, I slap my hand across my mouth as my eyes widen with shock.
"I am faster than your vibrator no?" Pietro sneers playfully.
"Possibly, I'd be willing to try it out some-" I looked around to see I wasn't in the living room anymore. "This is your bedroom, why am I in your bedroom?" My voice drops to my bitchy tone yet again.
"To try out if I can be your new vibrator," Pietro speaks lowly, slowly creeping towards me.
I had to swallow the lump in my throat.
God damn he was hot.
"Pietro, I would rather no get killed by Wanda..." I tried yo come up with a reasonable excuse.
"She won't have to know," he growled, his accent thick.
"Oo-okay..." I stutter forcing my self not to take a step back when he comes only inches away from my face.
The cocaine fueled rave? Yeah now their on ecstasy too. Fucking all kinds of shit up.
"So beautiful..." Pietro whispers in my ear, his hot breath fanning my bare neck, goosebumps raising up all over my skin.
"You too buddy..." I mutter trying to keep it friendly but really I wanted to rip his cloths off.
He pushed my up against the wall, slowly, or well slower than what I thought he would of anyways.
"Yup, defiantly slower than my vibrator." I mutter, a playful smile spreading across my face.
"Lies," Pietro grumbled.
Instantly we were on the bed, my legs wrapped around Pietro's waist, his hands pinning my hands above my head.
"Fast enough for you yet?" He teased, nipping at my ear lobe.
"No where near it," I chuckled ripping his shirt off.
Self control can beat it. Who came up with it anyways... This was much much better.
"Challenge accepted." He grinned, pulling me further down the bed by my legs.
His erection pressed firmly against my inner thigh. He slipped off my joggers and started to kiss my neck.
Tension building in the air.
~ 25 minutes later ~
"Fast enough for you, no?" He asked, his arm dropped around my shoulder as we both cuddled.
"Too fast." I giggled.
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That felt super weird...
That was requested by Cas-is-my-unicorn
Hope y'all enjoyed :')
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AVENGER IMAGINES
Hayran KurguThis is my first imagines book, some chapters are sad, some happy and some are everything in between. Please enjoy. REQUESTS ARE; {•} OPEN {} CLOSED I do not own any of the superhero characters mentioned in this book besides that of my own creation...