Can I Not?

I Must Be The Devil If I Love FerrisWheelShipping (Tentacle Hentai Though)

Rules.
1.  You have to post all the rules.
2.  You have to answer all 13 questions.
3.  Answer the 13 questions, then invent 13  questions for the ones that you tag to do.
4.  Choose 13 people.
5.  You legitimately have to take 13 people.
6. You can't say "I don't do tags."
7. Tag backs are allowed.
8.  You have to make a journal entry. No comments, unless you're talking about the challenge itself.
9. You have to do this within a week. If you don't, you have to do whatever the creator tells you to do.
10.  Be creative with your title.

Let's get this started, The_E364.

1. If you had to pick between a forehead the size of Russia, or a tomato that turned evil, which would you pick?
In all honesty, the evil tomato because I hate tomatoes, and it would just be complete victory squelching a tomato and turning it into ketchup.

2. Am I perfect?
The Magic 8 Ball of Lord Duckie says yes.

3. How many pickles are in the word shrimp?
Yo there's 67,209,814 per shrimp.

4. Dragon or unicorn?
Umm... dragon. I've had more of an interest in them compared to unicorns.

5. Have you ever accidentally called a teacher mom?
OH MY GOD YES. IVE EVEN CALLED MY MALE TEACHERS MOM. LAST YEAR WAS THE FIRST YEAR I DIDNT DO IT IN NINE YEARS.

6. Are you really a person?
Pssh, o-of course I am... It's not like I'm a fucking mythological creature that figured out how to use the Internet through the fangirling and memes, no not at allllllll. >.>

7. Bill Cipher or the Illuminati?
What's the difference?

8. Earbuds or headphones?
Whatever I'm actually willing to grab, though I use earbuds more often. Buuuuut I'm using headphones now...

9. If you had a lightsaber, would it shoot puppies?
AHHHHHHHHH... no.

10. Favorite color?
Purple, but preferably a shade or gray and lavender mixed together.

11. Favorite TV show?
Based off my own watching, OUAT (still need to catch up on it...).

12. Favorite video game?
This should never be a question you ask me.

13. If everyone in the world was a piece of toast, and you were butter, what would you do?
Put a "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" label on me and live my life in a secluded sewer until I melt from heat.

My questions are...

1. If you could have the chance to go to any country for free, but have to sing back up for Iggy Azalea, would you do it?
2. If you could be a famous rapper, what would your signature line that everyone knows you by be?
3. Chocolate chips or oatmeal raisin cookies?
4. If you could steal any painting in the world, what would you steal?
5. Marry, Fuck, Kill; Elmo, the Red M&M, a constipated reindeer.
6. Who's your favorite person to talk to on here?
7. Phan or Phan? (Danny Phantom Phandom or the Danielle and Phillip Phandom?)
8. Holy Emo Trinity or Holy Emo Quartet?
9. What would you do if you saw your favorite celebrity taking a number 1 in a porta-potty? (The opening's opened ever so slightly--).
10. Favorite album ever?
11. #Kanye2020 or #LindsayLohan2020?
12. Favorite aspect of fantasy?
13. How's your 2016 going so far?

I tag;
CJSimon
RiteMeowRed (sorry--)
DemonShinju
Queen_of_Quirky
Sakura365 (if you can, I just... yeah >.<)
_TrainaZorua_ (please kouhaiiiii *^*)
Jaytacular (Momma Jay please come baaaaack--)
Chaoshorse (Ahhh please?)
sleepilyy
CheeseWasp (yooooo--)
FanFicsWriter (I'm sorry ellieeeeeee--)
NightmareUmbreon
The_Joys_of_Pokemon (>:3c)