I SAW THIS GIF AND IT JUST MADE MY LIFE.
SO YEAH.
DO NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY OTP. I WILL CUT YOU.
AND THEN I'LL FLEE TO CANADA AND CHANGE MY NAME AND CHANGE MY FACE SO NO ONE WILL KNOW WHO WAS THE CAUSE OF THAT BIG FUCKING CUT ACROSS YOUR . . . EVERYWHERE.
ALSO, DO NOT TELL SOMEONE "YOU WILL NEVER MARRY ___" BECAUSE THAT JUST CRUSHES THEIR DREAMS AND BRINGS THEM INTO REALITY. AND SERIOUSLY, WHO THE FUCK LIKES REALITY? THAT'S WHY WE HAVE DREAMS, PEOPLE.
ALSO, DO NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT WHO SOMEONE LOVES/HAS A CRUSH ON. UH, HELLO? IT PISSES ME OF WHEN SOMEONE'S LIKE "HE'S NOT THAT CUTE" OR "THEY'RE NOT THAT GOOD" CAUSE I WILL NOT JUST CUT YOU IF YOU DO THAT. IT'S WHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON, NOT YOUR ASS. DO NOT SAY "HE'S NOT SEXY" AND SHIT BECAUSE I WILL FUCKING COMMIT MURDER TONIGHT.
AND THEN MY SISTER, FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, IS ON PANDORA AND I HAVE SOME OF MY KPOP ON THERE AND SHE'S JUST FUCKING STARING AT ME EVERY TIME SHE "ACCIDENTLY" CLICKS ON A GROUP. I WILL CUT HER. NO LIE.
KEEP YO NEGATIVE THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF WHEN IT CONCERNS THESE THINGS.
So yes, this rant was in all caps and wasn't even a rant about Wattpad, but that gif and my sister combined brought something out of me. So yeah, CIAO. ;3
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Humordisclaimer: i wrote in this when i was 13 years old, so it will be unfunny, cringy, and outlandish. that's just who i am baby. you have been warned.
