It wasn't my idea to go out and have the fanciest dinner ever as one big family at the most sophisticated pizza place ever. Notice the sarcasm, but it was Layla's. Not that I believed her I was more convinced that It was indeed Ava's idea so she could see Dean. I'll admit the idea of going there where the place had a huge arcade and various obstacles was quite unnerving. Only because Ava had tried to smother me just the other day to get me out of the picture. I'm sure there were plenty of ways she could end me or at least attempt to in the arcade. She could bury me alive in the ball pit, replace the laser tag gun for a real one, cause a fatal car accident in the bumper cart ring. The ways that my mind came up with were endless. I needed to be sure to stay far away from all of those activities because of a certain baby. None the less besides the happenings of this morning today was going to be nice. "You know we're closer than we were before don't you? I mean I put something in my mouth that you pissed on just to save your ass. Thinking back on it I would do it over and a hundred times over just because I love you. Not only that but we both survived the horrible attack of Aiden's ass. I mean can there be anything really worse than a dangerously gassy werewolf. I mean as I ran into the yard my eyes were tearing up! I thought I was going to be sick and not because of what I had in my mouth but because the scent got trapped in my nose! You poor, poor girl Cande you remained in the room! How you're alive is beyond me! How could his own gas not take him down?! I mean really, if you need to take Koda down just have Aiden bust ass and Koda will be begging you for mercy!" Taylor laughed throwing herself back onto the bed and dangled her feet.
" Tay, about you covering for me and getting rid of that. Thank you. I mean you really did save me earlier. Aiden would have probably said something to Dean if he had found out what exactly we were doing. I'm not even sure he quite believed me when I made something up. By the way how did you even get out? The back door was shut." She sat up from the bed and had a huge smile spreading across her face revealing all of her perfect white teeth. "No problem Cande. About the door well it was in fact shut. When I came to it well Mika was in the way, my initial plan was to just bust through it as Aiden had to the bathroom door to take his shit. But I didn't have enough speed. She tried to grab the test out of my mouth before opening the door, I guess she saw how badly I wanted to get out of the house. When she grabbed on to it I began to growl and shake my head causing her to fall down. Oh how hilarious it was to see her expression as she was going down. I even threw in some foaming action just to try and scare her. Well long story short it worked and she opened the door for me. Don't worry if anyone saw where I had hidden the test, i shredded it up into a million little pieces. It's not going to be able to be identified at all." She winked satisfied with what she had done. Just by that little gesture all I could picture in my head was the tiny vixen kicking her feet backwards and winking. "Promise to behave." She called over her shoulder as she walked out of my room. It took me a bit to realize why exactly she would say that, I mean I always behave to an extent. Then it hit me, Sam and Eleon must have been invited as well. Good god I swear they seemed to tag along to every outing we had.
"Care to explain what happened yesterday?" The voice had taken the place where Taylor had been lying on the bed. Unlike her though, they were the size of Godzilla and in no way could dangle their feet. I had to bite the inside of my cheek to not laugh. "Oh my dear Aiden. You my good man are just too much for me." I broke down and started laughing the minute I turned to look at him. "Oh I see how you are. Laugh at me. Laugh at the expense of my ass. Well I'm sorry Cande but not all of us can handle Mika's cooking. It gets the best of us and for the ones who aren't immune to such an aroma it changes them.... Forever!! Not really you just feel different, kidding again. But honestly that wasn't some sort of freaky immortal thing was it? I mean from where I was standing I could have sworn that was a pregnancy test. You can trust me, I won't tell Dean anything you don't want me to. You said you even considered me you brother. Now please just tell me are you pregnant or not." Pfffffffffffttttttttttttttttt The sound that came from his ass could only be described as a duck like creature riding full speed on a mope head and every hiccup noise was the duck running someone over. "I'm sorry that one slipped out. I didn't even know I had one brewing in my chamber of secrets." By now because of the scent and what had just happened I was laughing hysterically. "Oh god Aiden! I love you to death but damn! Oh my god you're right about what it is but the answer to whether or not I have a little Dean growing inside of me is no!" He looked disappointed I guess you could say if I had to describe how is face looked. "Oh well there's always next time I suppose. And trust me there will be a next time."
