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twelve - bets and pillows

"Yo to the yo, where are we at with ensuring that is wasn't a networking issue?" Lyle asked Yo-Yo as he walked over to him. The team were in the office, just going over some things like codes so they were sure they knew everything.

"Confirmed there was no packet laws almost and checking weather the inscription had the wrong certificate." Yo-Yo said rather fast, not taking his eyes off the screen.

"I'm sorry, almost? You're either done or you're not you can't be almost pregnant." Neha turned in her chair to look at Yo-Yo and she rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, hey, she would know guys." Stuart shrugged.

"Hey you know what? Why don't you google asshole, asshole." Neha fired back, Cora looked at Neha and gave her a high five, Stuart just glared at them.

"Good one Neha." Cora cheered.

"Girls." Stuart muttered and shook his head.

Cora was sat in between Stuart and Neha, she was probably soon to be a referee in some sort of argument that was going to happen.

"She's right it's not good enough, get it together Yo-Yo." Yo-Yo told himself, and then pulled one of his eyebrow hairs out.

"What the hell was that?" Cora asked, everyone looked at Yo-Yo like he was crazy.

"I was punishing myself for my inferior performance." He then pulled another one out.

"Well that's good, that's great. We got crazy over here and crazy horny and crazy annoying over here." Stuart said, first talking about Yo-Yo and then Neha and Cora.

"And crazy dickhead right there." Cora replied, pointing to Stuart.

"Let me guess, big dick, because, little dick?" Neha said, putting on a patronising pout.

"Does your mind just immediately go to a penis joke? Is that like all you think of?" Stuart explained using hand gestures.

"Oh I'm sorry, was that not witty enough for you? Because we're too busy working." Neha spat.

"No, yeah that's fine I just want you to acknowledge the fact that I'm winning this quip-off." Stuart stated in a bored tone.

"That's what you're worried about right now?"

"Yes it's really what I'm worried about."

"So you're more concerned with snarky banter than actually winning?"

"Yeah."

"Guys, stop, okay?" Lyle told them all, still sat next to Yo-Yo.

"We can't Lyle we all hate each other with a passion that must be expressed." Cora told Lyle.

"Guys, if we don't work hard, we won't win. You guys won't get these jobs and poor Yo-Yo will have no eyebrows." Lyle said sadly, Yo-Yo was still pulling his eyebrow hairs out.

"Tell that to mr dark and stormy over here." Cora nodded her head in Stuart's direction.

"Oh, I'm sorry but the last time I checked, you didn't seem all that sunshine and rainbows either." Stuart retorted, fixing the beanie on his head.

"Oh, I think I stepped in shit, and would you look at that, it's your opinion." Cora shot Stuart a glare after pretending to check her shoe.

"Yawn. Someone wake me up when she stops using comebacks from 2003." Stuart put his head on the desk and pretended to sleep.

"Well I'll never stop using them then, thanks for telling me that!" Cora smiled triumphantly, and tried to continue with her work.

"I hate you." Stuart mumbled under his breath.