"Why not?" I shrug.
"Darla, Truth or Dare?" Louis asks me poking me on the shoulder.
"Truth?" It's more of a question than a statement.
"Have you found someone you like like?" Louis asks elbowing me.
"That dude that works at Starbucks is kinda cute." I say more towards Sam so she knows who I'm talking about.
Sam nods and Niall looks at her with a puppy face.
"Not as cute as you." She says kissing his cheek.
"Adorable, but not as cute as me." I say batting my eyes and looking cute.
"Cute as a button." Harry says being silly.
"Okay, Hairbear, truth or dare?" I ask him doing a weird face.
"Hairbear?" He asks as I nod, "Dare, Darla uh....um. I'm gonna get back to you." Harry says trying to give me a nickname.
"You must give me your phone and let me do whatever I want to with it. Plus you must give me the password." Once I finish he hands me his phone and whispers his password in my ear.
Omg! His password is 'Luxie'!!
"Adorable. Now you guys finish while I walk away do my thang!" I say getting up as they keep playing. I sit on the couch and watch them play as I do my thing.
I start with contacts. I give each of them a new name. Then I text them.
Example:
To My Ass:
Wanna makeout? Just make sure we don't tell Cassie.
To Peter Pan:
I have the money! Meet me at the place.
Then funny thing is My Ass is Cassie. That's gonna be so funny!!
Next I go through his pics and delete all of them. Then I go on the Internet and put random photos of monkeys and dolphins.
Then for his screensaver is me making faces.
Then I go on twitter and tweet a pic of me doing an adorable face. In the caption I put: Heyy! I just had to post a pic of @darlaofficialx cuteness. Isn't she a babe.
I post that. Then I go on Instagram and post the same exact thing, because I have the same username.
Then I go on Clock thing and put a lovely alarm at 12:00 am. Aren't I so nice.
Then I change the date and then I go on Siri.
"Call me Womanizing Slut." I whisper and it did so.
"Harry!" I yell sitting back where I was. I smile evilly and hand him his phone. Did I mention I changed the password.
"What's the password?" He asks annoyed.
"Beef Jerkey." I say as he types it in.
"Oh god!" He says looking through everything.
"Louis you've rubbed off on me." I say looking at Harry.
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A/N
Heyy!
So I have 859 reads on here!! I'm so happy. Love you all!
So I'm think why not do a Q&A with the characters?
So put some questions in the comments!
And best question will get a dedication for the next chapter.
Love, Sam
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