One day, Prudence went dumpster diving. She found 1 bottle of alcohol. "Oh my biscuits! I found some beer!" Prudence never drank alcohol, so she was curious what it would be like. She grabbed the bottle and took a nice swig. Little did Prudence know that this was not just some casual beer. Oh no, this was some moonshine. Shorty thereafter, she was completely wasted.
"Wooooooooooo that was GOOOOOOD!"
Prudence was not pretty as a drunk person.
She stumbled back to her sewage lake home. She grabbed her bag of fish and mumbled something that was unintelligible. Then she stumbled to the sidewalk and saw a man going for a walk.
She whacked him with her bag of fish, killing him. She laughed, not realizing what she had just done.
Prudence went up to a group of women going out for lunch. "Oh, get out of here! You smell like death!" A woman said to her.
Prudence whacked her with her bag of fish, killing her. She whacked the other women too, ending their days.
She proceeded to whack and kill over fifty people with her bag of fish. She went back to her home, took another swig of moonshine, and passed out.
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The Adventures of Prudence Funk and Her Bag of Fish
HumorA collection of stories about Prudence, a smelly woman who lives by a sewage lake and loves a bag of fish.
