Miraculously, Prudence survived. She was unconscious. When she woke up, everyone else on the bus was no longer living. Prudence didn't even notice and she left the severely damaged bus.
Shortly thereafter, the bus exploded in flames. Prudence got out just in time.
The police surrounded her. They were planning to arrest her for her crimes, mostly involving killing people and beating people with a bag of fish.
Prudence did not want to be arrested. So she got back on the burning bus, ripped off the steering wheel, and threw it at a cop, knocking him out. She grabbed the steering wheel and quickly knocked out all the other cops with it. Somehow she survived.
Prudence was about to walk away when she realized two things:
1. She lost the woman's drivers license from the accident (and the explosion) and thus she didn't know the address she needed to go to.
2. Her arm was broken.
She looked at her arm. Yup, it was broken. The bone was sticking out. She had to go to the hospital.
"I don't have time for medical attention!" Prudence said to herself. But her arm hurt like hell, so off to the hospital she went.
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The Adventures of Prudence Funk and Her Bag of Fish
HumorA collection of stories about Prudence, a smelly woman who lives by a sewage lake and loves a bag of fish.
