Prudence went back to the bus stop. But she had no money. So when she got on the bus, the bus driver said, "I'm sorry ma'am, but you need to pay in order to ride the bus."
"OH EXCUSE ME OH I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY WITH MY BAG OF FISH!!" But then she realized she could not beat him with her bag of fish, for she had no bag of fish to beat him with. Her eyes filled with tears.
"Oh, screw it!" She said. She grabbed the bus driver and threw him out the window. She took control of the wheel and ran the bus driver over. Then she drove off.
Prudence planned on driving to the address on the woman's drivers license.
But Prudence couldn't drive, so she was driving in a very frightening way. The other people on the bus were screaming. Then Prudence crashed into a building.
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The Adventures of Prudence Funk and Her Bag of Fish
HumorA collection of stories about Prudence, a smelly woman who lives by a sewage lake and loves a bag of fish.
