spacenames- phan chat room AU☆

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VenusPhil: Hello!

saturndan: its me

VenusPhil: My god, as great as a singer Adele is, I can't help but resent how much she's just BROKEN the word hello! I can't even give someone a simple greeting anymore without breaking into song.

saturndan: y r ur responses always so long and grammatically correct and sophisticated

VenusPhil: I mean, it's just how I'm used to typing I guess.

saturndan: for gods sake even ur user is all capitalized and sophisticated

VenusPhil: I'm actually rather proud that you're spelling these large words correctly.

saturndan: wuts that supose to mean

VenusPhil: Judging by how you type regularly, looks like you aren't the most educated in grammar???

saturndan: ouch

VenusPhil: Hey, didn't mean to offend you there. You seem smart, with a quick wit.

saturndan: and i thought i was suppose to be the fucking embodiment of winnie the pooh

VenusPhil: loOK I HAVE REACTION IMAGES!

saturndan: oH

VenusPhil: What?

saturndan: ooOoooH

VenusPhil: Pardon?

saturndan: i dont kno if youve ever been told this but

saturndan: youre c u t e.

VenusPhil: It takes all of my willpower whenever I talk to you to not correct your grammar. Sometimes it's literally the hardest thing in the world.

VenusPhil: Just wanted to let you know. And besides, it's a bit of an older picture of me, taken a few years ago. I look a little different now.

saturndan: well what do U look like

VenusPhil:

VenusPhil: ¿Giant marshmallow Christmas dinners?

saturndan: YOU'RE SO CUTE PLS

saturndan: LIKE SRSLY I HATE GIVING COMPLIMENTS IM SO AWKWARD ABOUT IT BUT HONESTLy

saturndan: I DONT GET IT

VenusPhil: What don't you get?

saturndan: HOW CAN SOMEONe bE sO PRETTY??

VenusPhil: Aw. You're making me smile, thanks.

VenusPhil: Your turn.

saturndan: lol no

VenusPhil: Why not?

saturndan: i promise, after you see me, youll want to run fAR away

VenusPhil: I doubt that.

VenusPhil: In case you for some reason still haven't noticed, SaturnDan, I'm not one to judge by looks. I'm one to judge by personality, opinions, their strong will, and just how they are as a person. I will never "run fAR away" from someone for the sake of their looks.

saturndan: really phil, even as u get to know me, youll still wanna leave. im not very fascinating nor likable.

VenusPhil: I find that hard to believe.

VenusPhil: Cmon, give it a try. Send me a picture of you. :)

saturndan: ok

saturndan: ...

saturndan: here goes

saturndan: whoop here it is

VenusPhil: Stop stalling. Don't be so afraid, SaturnDan. You can trust me.

saturndan: ...

saturndan: alright.

saturndan:

saturndan: democracy selfie

VenusPhil: wow

saturndan: :////////// i told u i was gross.

VenusPhil: Gross? I don't think you're gross. Not even the slightest bit.

VenusPhil: In fact.

VenusPhil: You're beautiful.

saturndan has disconnected from chat.

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