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VenusPhil: Hi (^-^)
saturndan: hi
VenusPhil: hELLo fELLo sPaCE GEEk
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WARNING: this was my first book and it's terrible, i'm sorry in advance for the...
VenusPhil: Like, do you want to talk about kinky sex or something?
saturndan: nO OOHOGKGG
VenusPhil: Then why does it matter if he listens?
saturndan: because it doES
VenusPhil: Thanks for that fantastic explanation it gave me everything I needed to know thank you very much sir.
saturndan: omg!1!!111!1!1!1!1! Ur soOoOooOO welcome!!!111!1!1!!!
saturndan: XD XD XD LOLZOR XD
VenusPhil: Ohmygod
VenusPhil: Never ever say anything even remotely like that ever again please.
saturndan: aww!!! does philly not like it???? me sorrryyy ~nuzzles u affectionately~ XD
VenusPhil: I will not hesitate to throw you out of this car.
saturndan: why do you treat me like this??
VenusPhil: Because you have to listen to daddy.
saturndan: wHAT THE FUCKD DJX
VenusPhil: iM DYING YOUR FACE
VenusPhil: IMLAUFJING AHAHAJAF YOU'RESO
VenusPhil: THAT WAS THE BEST PART OF TODAY NO JOKE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WAS PRICELESS!
saturndan: die???
VenusPhil: NoPe maybe later.
saturndan: ihysm
VenusPhil: Rip in peace.
saturndan:
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VenusPhil: That meme is so outdated smh.
saturndan: stfu
saturndan: hey phil do u embrace the meme
VenusPhil: This conversation is so stupid. WE ARE LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
saturndan: phil answer my question its importanT damnit
VenusPhil: Sure Dan, I "embrace the meme" or whatever the hell you said.
saturndan: do u
saturndan: do u really.
VenusPhil: Yeah sure whatever.
saturndan: well then philly.
saturndan: i have something very important to tell u.
VenusPhil: And what's that?
saturndan: We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, You wouldnt get this from any other guy.
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, Gotta make you understand...
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching But you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on, We know the game and we're gonna play it.
Annnnnd if you ask me how I'm feeling, Don't tell me you're too blind to see...
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Give you up. give you up. Give you up, give you up. Never gonna give Never gonna give, give you up. Never gonna give Never gonna give, give you up.
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching But you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on, We know the game and we're gonna play it.
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, Gotta make you understand...
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
VenusPhil: Kys.
saturndan: BUT IM NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP???
VenusPhil: Die.
saturndan: BUT IF I DIED I'D BE LETTING U DOWN??????
VenusPhil: Swan dive out of a building.
saturndan: bUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE DESERTING YOU???
VenusPhil: Smack yourself with a brick really hard in the head pls.
saturndan: i thoUGHT WE WERENT STRANGERS TO LOVE???
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saturndan: i guess even tho ill never give him up, he'll always let me down.
•-• A/N: StuPID ASS CHAPTER JUST FOR YOU GUYs !
All them rick roll lyrics creds to lpbookworm484(because srsly I didn't type all of that lmao) I copied and pasted the lyrics off of this hOes kik messages (nO jk lp u no hoe thanks I luH u)
