saturndan🌙: hey
saturndan🌙: hey phil
saturndan🌙: phil
saturndan🌙: p h i l
saturndan🌙: phiL ITS IMPORTANT
saturndan🌙: PHIL PLEASSE HELP
VenusPhil☀️: Dan? What is it? Are you okay?
saturndan🌙: yay ur here
VenusPhil☀️: Dan are you in any sort or form of danger right now?
saturndan🌙: lmao no
VenusPhil☀️: -_-
saturndan🌙: bUT WAIT ITS STILL IMPORTANT
VenusPhil☀️: Okay, go on.
saturndan🌙: looklooklook
saturndan🌙:
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VenusPhil☀️: OHMYGOD
VenusPhil☀️: DAN YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!
saturndan🌙: aND IM BEING PRODUCTIVE AND STUFF WOO ISNT THAT EXCITING
VenusPhil☀️: You're stunning.
saturndan🌙: the next time we meet, by then ill be suPER skilled at makeup and im gonna give yOU a makeover philly cheese steak.
VenusPhil☀️: I'm gonna have to pass on that generous offer.
saturndan🌙: nnnnnO
saturndan🌙: NOPEDY NOPE
saturndan🌙: n O PASSIN YOU HEAr mE
VenusPhil☀️: Why can't you just be the pretty one of the relationship?
saturndan🌙: bc that role is already taken by you,,, you twat,,,,
VenusPhil☀️: Regularly I'd take that as a compliment, but in this case I'm not very sure what to do.
saturndan🌙: phil pls
saturndan🌙: can i do ur makeup
VenusPhil☀️: No.
saturndan🌙: pLS
VenusPhil☀️: No.
saturndan🌙: wHY DO YOU HATE ME
VenusPhil☀️: Well, why are you so difficult?
saturndan🌙: i juST WANNA MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE KATE UPTON
VenusPhil☀️: WHAT IF I DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE KATE UPTON???
saturndan🌙: -hEAVY BREATHING-
VenusPhil☀️: -light normal breathing?-
saturndan🌙: aT LEAST LET ME PUT LIP GLOSS ON YOU OR SOME SHIT
VenusPhil☀️: nO
saturndan🌙: SJDIDJFJICIFJD
VenusPhil☀️: SIXIOXCNDND
saturndan🌙: DICODODOCINDNS
VenusPhil☀️: SIXIXNXKXOODJSHD
saturndan🌙: why are we like this
VenusPhil☀️: You did this to me. I was never like this a few months ago.
saturndan🌙: IM MAGIcaL
VenusPhil☀️: I mean..
VenusPhil☀️: Yeah. You're right.
VenusPhil☀️: You are.
•-•
A/N:
this story is so stupid im sorry.
i got today's Dan-in-makeup pic from @/danhowell.mua on Instagram.
have a good day.
-blu
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