*Baaabbeeee*
*do I know you?*
*Baaaaaaabeee*
*Piss off.*
*Baaaaaabbbeeeee*
*Go away dick boy!!*
*I like that nickname, yours can be Mule;)*
*Care to explain why?*
*Because you're stubborn...mule...stubborn as a mule...*
*yep I get it.*
*So Mule, waddup?*
*I really don't appreciate being named after an animal.*
*You can name me an after an animal if you'd like, but I'd much rather prefer dick boy;)*
*okay, you're an ass.*
*clever;)*
*why are you even winking? There is nothing that can be taken as an innuendo in that.*
*sorry Mule I can't resist;)*
*stop calling me that.*
*why, Mule?;)*
*you frustrate me*
*sexually frustrate you???;))*
*no, you're gross. Go annoy someone else, I've already seen your dick and I wasn't impressed.*
*but you're the only one I want to annoy;)*
*go away or I'll leak your dick picks to the world.*
*you have it saved?;)*
*omg bye.*
*Bye, Mule;)*
*shut up*
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Hired | b.w.s
FanfictionManagement hires girlfriends for the band to stop rumours and increase publicity. But will forced touches and emotionless kisses become something no one was expecting?