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*Baaabbeeee*

*do I know you?*

*Baaaaaaabeee*

*Piss off.*

*Baaaaaabbbeeeee*

*Go away dick boy!!*

*I like that nickname, yours can be Mule;)*

*Care to explain why?*

*Because you're stubborn...mule...stubborn as a mule...*

*yep I get it.*

*So Mule, waddup?*

*I really don't appreciate being named after an animal.*

*You can name me an after an animal if you'd like, but I'd much rather prefer dick boy;)*

*okay, you're an ass.*

*clever;)*

*why are you even winking? There is nothing that can be taken as an innuendo in that.*

*sorry Mule I can't resist;)*

*stop calling me that.*

*why, Mule?;)*

*you frustrate me*

*sexually frustrate you???;))*

*no, you're gross. Go annoy someone else, I've already seen your dick and I wasn't impressed.*

*but you're the only one I want to annoy;)*

*go away or I'll leak your dick picks to the world.*

*you have it saved?;)*

*omg bye.*

*Bye, Mule;)*

*shut up*

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