Chapter 14

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Monday at school, word had gotten out that Bob had died.

"I would've never said that on air if I knew that would happen." said Banana. "He was psycho."

"It's my fault" said Aloha. "He did it out of anger at Ringo"

"I could've stopped him" said Kiwi.

"Oh well" said Pancake. "It's not like anyone liked Bob"

"Pancake" Kiwi said. "You do know that Doreen and Fiona drugged Strudel and Muffins that day we walked home, right? Why would you want to be friends with them?"

"Wait, what?" Pancake was stunned.

"You didn't know that?" Kiwi said. "Muffins told me all about it once he figured it out"

"I've gotta go" Pancake said. "I'll be right back"

Pancake walked up to Strudel's table, right behind him.

Strudel was talking about how he was saving up for a new skateboard.

"Strudel, Pancake wants you" said Slider.

"Shut up, Slider" said Strudel.

"Um, Strudel?" Pancake spoke up. "I need to talk to you"

Strudel turned around.

She dragged him into the teacher's lounge.

Back in the cafeteria, Aloha got the courage to talk to Ringo. "Hey, I'm glad I waited until now to choose you"

"What?" Ringo turned around.

"Bob would've shot me" Aloha giggled a little bit. "I've always liked you" she continued. "I hope you understand that I was afraid of Bob's reaction. I never liked him"

Ringo was speechless. "I-I like you too" he said.

"Good" Aloha kissed him and walked away, leaving him speechless.

Meanwhile, in the teacher's lounge, Strudel and Pancake sat down on a couch.

"I'll only move my lips" said Strudel. "And to talk, not kiss you"

"Shut up" Pancake said. "Look, I heard about Doreen and Fiona drugging you. And even though you raped me, I just want to say I forgive you"

"Pancake, I don't-" Strudel was interrupted by Pancake kissing him.

"Just use your lips" she whispered.

Back in the cafeteria, Pia came up to Waffles. "You owe me money for Bob's goose"

"I'm not paying anything" Waffles said.

Pia handed her a paper.

"$8,605,482,089?" Waffles gasped.

"That's what you owe" Pia said smugly. "Oh, and Banana, everyone can thank you for getting Stick fired"

"What?!?!?!?" exclaimed Strawberry.

"Yep" Pia continued. "Bob wouldn't have died if Stick didn't put Banana on the air"

"Well," said Banana. "I wouldn't have said that about Bob if he wasn't such a -"

"GRRR!" Pia growled, holding up a box of Thin Mints.

"Ooh! Cookies!" said Waffles, grabbing the cookies as Pia stomped off.

At lunch, Pancake sat down at her table.

"Where have you been all morning?" Strawberry asked.

Fiona walked past. "Her and Strudel got busted for making out in the teacher's lounge"

"Shut up, Fiona" said Pancake.

Strawberry was shocked. So was Carlotta.

"Look," said Pancake. "I can explain"

"Pancake, no you can't" Strudel walked up by them. "I mean, we can't"

"Strudel, you disgust me" Strawberry said. "You too, Pancake" she took her tray and walked to another table.

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