One Direction adopted me?

the new me

Liam's P.O.V

Ugh why is Juliet so complicated? I thought as the boys and I continue yet another search for the runaway.

"Where do you think she would've gone?" Zayn asked.

"Starbuck's" Louis said.

"Nando's" Niall said.

"We said where she would go not you Niall." Louis said shaking his head jokingly at our little Irish friend.

"Well chasing her around is making me hungry."

"Yeah, me too." Zayn and Louis said.

"Fine let's get something to eat." I sighed in defeat.

We went to get the car, that was only a few blocks away, and we were on our way to Nando's. Once we got there we went to our usual table and got our usual orders. Right when our food was going to come all the lights turned off and there was a spotlight on someone on top of a table. I couldn't see anything and neither could any of the boys. All of a sudden music started playing and the person on the table started to sing.

Ladies, it's your song
So as soon as this come on
You should get out on the floor
Gon' and get your sexy on
If you know that you better
Than the new girl that he on
Go 'head and tell him now,
"You gon' miss me when I'm gone."

The person on the table turned around and to everyone's shock it was Juliet. She was wearing a grey crop top that said Tomlinson designed to look like the Toms logo, acid wash ripped high waisted jeans, black heels, and a black leather jacket. What the hell is she thinking? I looked at the rest of the boys who looked just as shocked as I am. What is she singing?

Aye yo, Ci Ci
Let me show you how to do a singin' bitch, greasy
You was by Lennox, yeah the one on Peach Street
I was with Dimitri, seen you on your lovin' hip hop men, D.C.
"F-f-f-fuck these petty niggas" is a bitch motto
If I say, "I do on wax," every bitch follow
If I'm sippin' in the club, mix Moscato
I got a big fat ass, big dicks follow
Hit-Hit him with the back shots
Hit him with the ass shots
Take him to the bank then I hit him with the cash shots

She's walking around the whole restaurant, dancing and dragging her fingers on the guys or table. What the hell is she saying and doing ?! Why is she doing this?

I do it big, I hit him with the CAPS LOCK
I'm gonna ball, I hit him with the mascot
No, I never been there, but I like to Bangkok
Big fat titties when they hangin' out my tanktop
You gon' play me, on Instagram nigga tryna shade me
But your bitch at home tryna play me
I'm Nicki M Weezy F, baby
Man, fuck you and your lady
Gun' butt you, 'cause you shady
Now which bitch want it?
'Cause that bitch did it
I gave him to you bitch
Don't fucking forget it

I just went through a break up (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)
But it's okay, I got my cake up (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)
Do my hair, put on some makeup (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)
Tryna see where tonight gon' take us (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)
I put some pics up lookin' sexy (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)
Now this nigga wanna text me (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)
How much you wanna bet me? (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)
He gon' regret the day he left me (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah, ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)

Celebratin' the breakin' up, oh whoa
Bartender , go 'head and pour me a little more
Tonight we gon' have us a good time
Let's have a toast to our goodbyes, oh whoa

Ladies, it's your song
So as soon as this come on
You should get out on the floor
Gon' and get your sexy on
If you know that you better
Than the new girl that he on
Go 'head and tell him now,
"You gon' miss me when I'm gone." (I'm out)

She goes right up to our table, leans on it, and continues her song.

I'm out
I'm out
I'm out

She pushes herself off the table and starts to dance again.

Now tell me, do my ladies run this (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)
Not even Hammer can touch this (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)
We standin' up on all the couches (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)
Tomorrow you gon' hear about this (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)
This is what you're hearin' through your speakers (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)
That's why we dancin' 'til our feet hurt (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)
See, I found out he was my problem (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)
Tonight I came out here to solve him (Ooh yeah-yeah-yeah, ooh yeah-yeah-yeah)

Celebratin' the breakin' up, oh whoa
Bartender, go 'head and pour me a little more
Tonight we gon' have us a good time
Let's have a toast to our goodbyes, oh whoa

Ladies, it's your song
So as soon as this come on
You should get out on the floor
Gon' and get your sexy on
If you know that you better
Than the new girl that he on
Go 'head and tell him now,
"You gon' miss me when I'm gone." (I'm out)

The way I put it on you got you goin' trippy, trippy (whoa)
You wanna come for it, wishin' you could get it, get it (whoa)
No-o-o-o-oooo, no-o-o-o-oooo
I got you hot, make you stop, when you see me, see me
You got your hand-out talkin' 'bout "gimme, gimme"
No-o-o-o-oooo, no-o-o-o-oooo

By now almost all of the people here are dancing with Juliet and cheering her on.

Ladies, it's your song
So as soon as this come on

Say, "Fuck these petty niggas," if these niggas did you wrong
If he got a new bitch, then tell that bitch meet you outside
And pop her like a molly, tell them bitches recognize
Grinnin' (I'm out),
I'm winnin'
The end and the beginnin'
I send them on an errand then I send them like my children (children)
You couldn't get a fan if it was hangin' from the ceilin'

She goes on the table again and say's "I'm out." Everyone starts cheering and whistling at her while the boys and I just sit there speechless. She jumps off the table and walks over to our's.

"Hey boys. Like my new song?" She asks excitedly.

"NO! What the hell was that and what are you wearing?!" Louis yells.

"It was called a performance and clothes. You like it? Look it says 'Tomlinson' and looks like the toms logo. I got another one for you but it's for a guy so don't worry." She says happily.

"Juliet. Home. Now." Louis gritted out.

"Mkay." She smiled happily and bounced out the door.

"What the hell is with her?" Niall asked.

"We're about to find out mate." Zayn said while getting out of the booth along with the rest of us. We walked outside and straight towards the car.

"So did you guys like the song? I really liked it and i think it should be on the new album, no?" She rambled on.

"Juliet that song and what you are wearing is so inappropriate. I don't like it one bit." I said while the boys nodded their heads in agreement.

"That's because you guys are total prunes. " She waved us off. I swear she's bipolar.