Dangan Ronpa ✨ Ask/Dare Us!

Ask One ✨ Colors and Pairings

Autumn: Hi guys! I'm Author-chan!

Hajime: Why are you even here?

Autumn: 😭 You're such a cold person Hinata-kun.... *sniffs*

Mahiru: Hey 'Unreliable Hajime'! Don't treat her so coldly!

Hajime: And you're still giving me that nickname huh?

Autumn: Just because you're shipped with everyone doesn't mean you can treat your author so coldly... 😭😭

Hajime: What's with the emojis? And what are you even– WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M SHIPPED WITH EVERYONE?!

Autumn: It's true though... *sniffs* You're even shipped with Mr. Ultimate Hope...

Naegi: Say what now?

Hiyoko: H-He's been shipped with... EVERYONE? That includes.... me?

Autumn: *nods*

Hiyoko: T-There's no way I'll be shipped with that fake-ahoge person!

Hajime: A-Are you saying, my ahoge's fake?

Autumn: Apparently Hajime, you can be shipped with anyone....

Fuyuhiko: Are you saying that, wait– HAHA! If everyone is shipped with Hajime, then that means...

Hiyoko: Everyone means everyone! That includes you too! Jeez! Even a slowpoke like Mikan will get that!

Mikan: W-Why me?! *cries*

Fuyuhiko: If it's everyone... Then fuck that.

Autumn: ....... Are we done already about Hajime shipped with everyone?

Hajime: Aw hell no! We need to discuss it right now!

Autumn: We could just discuss it later. I should move on to the MAIN topic.

Kirigiri: Main topic?

Autumn: Yup! I'll be starting the Ask thing!

Mikan: S-So you came here t-to ask us a q-question?

Autumn: One of you actually!

Hajime: Then who you're asking?

Autumn: Before that, where's that fucking psycho?

Junko: I'm fucking right here!

Autumn: Not you... The OTHER one.

Mukuro: M-Me?

Autumn: Not you! You're not even a psycho! Well, a bit maybe. Where is HE?!

Naegi: A 'he'?

Hajime: Naegi, I think she's referring to–

Nagito: Hey guys! Sorry to keep you waiting.

Autumn: There you are you freakin' bastard... Hurry up and sit beside Hajime!

Hajime: W-Why me?! Why not beside Junko?!

Junko: Are you really that dumb Hajime? There's no way I'll sit beside a person who's fucking obsessed about hope!

Naegi: You said HOPE.

Junko: I made a mistake.

Autumn: Just hurry up now! I wanna ask the person I really wanna ask!