Dangan Ronpa ✨ Ask/Dare Us!

Special ✨ Kazuichi Soda & Peko Pekoyama

This is gonna be short. I'm gonna make the 'Birthday' updates short.

And I'll combine the birthday celebrants.

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( BTW, Kazuichi & Peko aren't here in this scene)

Autumn: Holy crap. This is bad.

Naegi: Why?

Autumn: It's already July!

Hajime: ... Sooo?

Autumn: We haven't celebrated Kazuichi and Peko's birthday!

Fuyuhiko: 'We'? Tch, we already celebrate Peko's birthday... just f*cking without you.

Autumn: WHAAAA- NO. We are still gonna celebrate their birthdays... even though you guys celebrated... without me.

Everybody but me: UGGGGGGHHH *groans and complains*

Naegi: We have to buy some decorations again?

Akane: It's fine with me... as long there's food.

Teruteru: Then leave the food to me! I'll make sure these tasty dishes will make your panties drop!

Mahiru: HEY! Keep those thoughts down!

Autumn: Just help me. Please??? *puppy eyes*

Hiyoko: Awww... How disgusting.

Autumn: *glares at Hiyoko*

Hiyoko: You, doing puppy eyes grossed me out! Which is why I don't want you to be my friend.

Autumn: I never want to be friends with you so just shut the f*ck up you little whiny b*tch.

Hajime: Damn.

-uhm, *counts* 4 hours later I guess?-

Kazuichi: What are we doing here?! This place creeps me out!

Peko: Nagito, where are you leading us?

Nagito: To a hopeful place.

Kazuichi: F*ck your hopeful place! You're just gonna lead us to something dangerous! The place tells it all!

Nagito: Now now Kazuichi. Cussing won't do any good. No wonder Sonia doesn't like you.

Peko: *chuckles*

Kazuichi: H-Hey! Miss Sonia likes me! She... she hasn't just realized it yet.

Nagito: *turns head at Kazuichi then raises brow* Are you sure about that Kazuichi?

Kazuichi: Shut up!

Nagito: Well, here we are.

Peko: Why is it so dark?

Kazuichi: I knew that crazy bastard is planning something insanely dangerous! Hey! If you're planning to f*ck me, just go with Peko!

???: So you're telling me that you'll let Nagito f*ck Peko? Do you wanna have a bad time you sh*t?

Kazuichi: Wha-

-lights turned on-

Everybody else: ...

Fuyuhiko: You bastard.

Peko: Young master!

Fuyuhiko: And you! *points at Nagito*

Nagito: Me?

Fuyuhiko: Stay the f*ck away from Peko. NOW.

Nagito: *sighs* Whatever you say... *moves away from Peko*

Autumn: Geez, it's now ruined! But still... BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU GUYS, KAZUICHI AND PEKO!

Peko: Thank you *smiles*

Kazuichi: Hey! Why aren't you here on my birthday? We celebrated without you!

Sonia: Kazuichi, we have not celebrated your birthday, remember?

Gundham: For we do not know that day is your birthday.

Kazuichi: GAH! We haven't celebrated my birthday?!

Mahiru: If you only told us that it's your birthday, we would have prepared you a party. But it seems you're too busy... stalking Sonia.

Kazuichi: Then how come you guys remembered the others' birthdays and not mine?!

Hiyoko: Maybe we forgot your birthday on purpose?

Kazuichi: T-T Why...?

Asahina: Hey! Don't be sad. We still got you guys some presents!

Kirigiri: This is actually from us.

Togami: Autumn is counted.

Nekomaru: HERE YOU GO! *hands out presents to Kazuichi and Peko*

Peko: *opens present* AH! A new sword!

Ibuki: Baby gangstah is the one who picked that for you!

Fuyuhiko: Don't you dare to give me a nickname!

Mahiru: We could call you whatever we want! So stop whining... Shorty baby gangster.

Kazuichi: Alright! *opens present* WHAT THE- A BOOK?!

Fukawa: Wh-What's wrong with a b-book?!

Kazuichi: *reads title* HOW TO BE A COOL PERSON. I don't need a book like this. I'm already cool!

Hajime: *raises brow* Reaaaally?

Fukawa: Then why is Miss Princess still avoiding... your "coolness"?

Sonia: Kazuichi is a cool person?

Autumn: Welp, ask or dare us!!!

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June 29 > Kazuichi Soda

June 30 > Peko Pekoyama

Belated Happy birthday guys! Have a great day!