Autumn: Since I'm lazy and been gone for days, I'll make this short.
Hajime: What?
Autumn: *uses magic*
*party decoration filled the room in 3 seconds and two presents appeared under a Christmas Tree*
Fuyuhiko: Why the f*ck is there a Christmas tree? We're here to celebrate a goddamn birthday party!
Enoshima: Aww~ It's sh*tty day already? You totally skipped my birthday (T-T)
Autumn: *facepalms*
Maizono: *comes in* Ah! Why are there party decorations?
Akane: *comes in after* Huh? What is with these dopey decorations?
Autumn: DOPEY?! I spent 3 seconds on this!
Naegi: Which is not a big of a deal.
Autumn: (◎□◎」) Seriously?
Asahina: BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAIZONO-SAN!
Sonia: Belated Happy Birthday too, Akane!
Akane: Huh? It's my birthday? But my birthday's done already just last week.
Hiyoko: That's why we said 'Belated' you stupid!
Komaru: Stupid? That's not a nice thing to say!
Hiyoko: Whatever cry-baby.
Naegi: *suddenly teleports infront of Hiyoko* Waddya say about my 'lil sis?
Hiyoko: Pffffttt 'lil' sis?
Autumn: Hey Banana face, he's still more taller than you.
Hiyoko: Sh-Shut up you b*tch!
Autumn: So you're basically shutting yourself up.
Hiyoko: WHA?! *wails then runs away*
Maizono: Um, why is there a Christmas tree?
Hajime: No reason. Just some randomness.
Autumn: Heeeeey... it's not randomness. It's MAGIC! The only thing that's random is ME.
Anyway, Naegi! Give the present to Maizono-san!
Naegi: Right! *gets present under the tree and offers it to Maizono* Belated Happy Birthday Maizono-san! For being a great backstabber!
Kirigiri: *shades on* OOOOOOHHH
Maizono: Thanks Naegi-kun! *accepts the present then about to kiss Naegi on the lips*
Naegi: *pulls Kirigiri closer to him* TAKEN.
Maizono: ... Right.
Kirigiri: *mouths* GET REKT B*TCH.
Maizono: 0-0
Nekomaru: *gets present under the tree and offers it to Akane* You deserved it sport!
Akane: AW~ Thanks Coach! *accepts the present*
Maizono: *opens present* AAAHH!~ A new microphone and a cute idol outfit!
Fujisaki: Sayaka, did Leon gave you any present?
Maizono: ...
Junko: Awww your... "boyfriend" didn't give you any birthday present. How charming! I'm so jealous! Not receiving any messages or presents from bae gives me sooooo much despair!
Akane: *opens present* Alright! Some food and tickets to a fight!
Togami: Why would you give food as a gift?
Autumn: *shrugs* MEH.
Togami: *raises brow then scoffs* IDIOT.
Autumn: *turns head at Togami then raises brow* You could have been an idiot in investigations if you haven't wore your glasses.
Togami: With or without glasses, I'm still intelligent. Unlike you low-class commoners who needs some... ah, HIGH educational values.
Autumn: Oohh, talking about values huh?
Fukawa: Y-You! Step away from Master Byakuya!
Autumn: *sighs heavily then turns head at screen* SAY YOUR BIRTHDAY GREETINGS TO MAIZONO AND AKANE! Wish them a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Eyooo~ I'm back. I received a lot of projects! And I tried to find a way to update but I'm stuck with these projects.
Still, I'm able to update a short chapter of 'Sayaka and Akane's Birthday.'
If I'm not mistaken...
July 7, SAYAKA MAIZONO
July 15, AKANE OWARIDon't forget to greet them guys!
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