Okay, I'm serious this is the real one
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Naegi: And we're f*cking back with an ask!
Hagakure: Gah! He swore! He cussed! He cursed! He–
Fukawa: We get it genius...
Sonia: Before reading the ask, I may ask... Where is Autumn?
Kazuichi: Who cares about her?!
Junko: Puhuhuhu! If she's not here... THEN WHO THE F*CK IS WRITING THIS SH*T?!
Fuyuhiko: Hey! You've been talking about 'writing' this whole f*cking time!
Naegi: SHUT UP! Now let's read the f*cking ask quickly before my patience burn out!
Akane: What's with the cussing? Are you having a bad day or prolly in a bad mood or somethin'?
Naegi: I don't give a damn so let's read the f-ing question.
Sonia: Um, Makoto... What has been upsetting you?
Naegi: Whatever's upsetting me, IDGAF! Let's read the–
Kirigiri: I'll read it *grabs the paper from Naegi with an annoyed expression* The question is...
--🔆--
▫️Ask for Hiyoko: Where do you get those bananas on your head?
--🔆--
Hiyoko: That's weird! I don't have any bananas on my head!
Ibuki: Silly Hiyoko! Ibuki wants to tell you that they referring to your pigtails!
Hiyoko: P-Pigtails?! If you're gonna say pig, better refer it to Mikan!
Mikan: I-I'm sorrrrry!
Naegi: ... *holding laughter*
Hiyoko: Hey! Why your face is like that?!
Naegi: HAHAHAHA!
Togami: I guess Junko's personality influence is too contagious.
Junko: Hah! So what?!
Naegi: Y-Your pigtails are bananas!
Hiyoko: Like I said, my pigtails aren't bananas! You all are bananas!
Mukuro: You might want to check the media.
Hiyoko: Media? Pft! Geez, people these days are insulting me! Don't you all know who I am?!
Nagito: The Ultimate Short Traditional Dancer...
Hiyoko: Sh-Short?!
Nagito: Oh, you don't know? Or you just really don't want to accept the fact that you're really short?
Hiyoko: !!!!! *suddenly cries*
Kazuichi: Yo guys! I found this picture inside a cottage!
Teruteru: What pic–
Everybody else: SHUT UP
Kazuichi: It's funny! *shows picture*
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Kirigiri: Oh my god XD
Everybody else: *ROTFL so hard that they hardly breathe*
Hiyoko: *sniffs* WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE TO BE SUCH BIG BULLYING MEANIES?!
Mikan: B-Bullying meanies?! Then what do you call yourself?
Hiyoko: Sh-Shut it you b*tch!
Mahiru: H-Hey! You all don't have to be so mean to her!
Nagito: *sighs heavily* This picture is so insulting! Although, Hiyoko's not a bad leader for the Minions.
Hiyoko: Huh?
Nagito: You guys have yellow. Oh, and you all have the same height *smiles innocently*
Hiyoko: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Mahiru: Nagito, STOP IT! You're a boy right?!
Nagito: Yeah I am.
Mahiru: You should be a gentleman to girls especially to Hiyoko! You boys sure do have rude attitude!
Nagito: Says the photographer who laughed at Hiyoko's picture earlier.
Mahiru: I-I did not!
Nagito: Hm, suspicious. How come a picture is here in the first place? Whose cottage did you find the picture Kazuichi?
Kazuichi: *still laughing* I-It's M-Mahiru! Hahaha!
Everybody else: ... *looks at Mahiru*
Nagito: You and Hiyoko sure do have an everlasting loving girl friendship. I'm jealous.
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So short! Prolly...
Anyway, I'll be starting the next part.
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Dangan Ronpa ✨ Ask/Dare Us!
RandomNaegi: Hi everyone! Hajime: ... Just ask and dare us homie. ------ Feel free to ask and dare these Danganronpa characters! Don't worry! All the characters are in here! Their participation is needed! Junko, Izuru, Mukuro, Genocider Syo, Komaru, Mono...
