The Nagito photo above though
This chapter is somehow a continuation to 'Dare Eleven ✨ Fire The Bagels'
Well, you can say already what happened to Komaeda's bagels
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Hajime: WE ARE BACK ONCE AGAIN!
Nagito: ...
Naegi: He's been silent since last two days...
Nagito: ...
Chiaki: Well he tried committing suicide right?
Nagito: ...
Fujisaki: Plus, all his bagels are burned...
Nagito: ...
Autumn: Um, shall we proceed?
Hajime: Sure!
Autumn: But first! *hits the red button with a hammer*
-MAGIC POOF!-
Everybody: *in black clothes*
Izuru: I don't need to wear black because I'm all black.
Autumn: Yeah yeah, nobody asks you.
Kirigiri: Why are we all wearing black clothes?
Hiyoko: Unless we are attending that punk-ass mechanic's funeral!
Kazuichi: NO! *turns to Autumn* Is my funeral today?
Autumn: Um, no cuz...
~~⚜~~
I believe we should have a funeral for Komaeda's Bagels.
▪️Dare to everyone: Have a funeral for his now deceased bagels
~~⚜~~
Hajime: Pffttt HAHAHAHAHAHA! *started laughing insanely*
Everybody else: *looks at Hajime weirdly*
Hajime: *wipes tears then stops laughing* YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME RIGHT?
Autumn: ...
Hajime: I-It's a joke... right?
-several minutes later-
Hajime: THIS IS ALL JUST A SICK JOKE!
-everybody's at the cemetery ready to bury the bagels-
Hajime: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY KIDDING ME?!
Everybody else: *crying*
Hajime: The f*ck guys? We are holding a funeral for a non-living food thing?!
Nagito: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! *grabs Hajime by the collar*
Hajime: WHAT THE HELL?
Nagito: I LOVE MY BAGELS MORE THAN I EVER LOVE YOU. CUZ THEY LOVE ME BACK THAN YOU. NOW THAT I SEE YOUR TRUE CHARACTER, I REGRET LOVING A HORRIBLE MONSTER WHO HAS NO ULTIMATE TALENT TO BEGIN WITH. YOU ARE JUST A NOBODY. YOU'RE SIMPLY A NOBODY WHO FORGETS THAT HE'S A NOBODY *releases Hajime*
Hajime: *drops on the ground with tears filling in his eyes*
Nagito: *runs to the coffin then sobs* MY BAGEEELS! DON'T LEAVE ME!
Hagakure: *prays for the bagels* AMEN.
Everybody else: AMEN.
Kazuichi & Ohwada: *buries the coffin of bagels*
Monokuma: *walks in* HIYA!~ DIDJA MISS ME?
Naegi: NO.
Monokuma: Oh that's good to hear! So I was– Is this a funeral?
Nagito: Yes. For my bagels.
Monokuma: ...
Naegi: Oh no.
Monokuma: ... A B–
Everybody: MONOKUMA, NO.
Monokuma: MULTIPLE BAGELS HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED! CLASS TRIAL! LET'S GO!
Autumn: No we aren't you two-toned ass bear! *air kicks Monokuma as he flew into the stars*
Ibuki: HI! Don't forget to ask or dare us!
Mahiru: See you later!
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