It's gonna be total chaos over here
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Naegi: Give us the damn paper Togami!
Togami: I haven't read a single ask or a dare by myself. I want to read it.
Hajime: If Autumn approves then we'll let you!
Autumn: *facepalms* You're figthing over a blank paper?
Togami,Naegi & Hajime: BLANK?
Autumn: *pulls out paper from her pocket then waves the paper at them* The paper's here guys. I'LL read it.
Naegi: Looks like Autumn's gonna read it Togami.
Togami: Tch.
Autumn: Oh! Before reading... *about to hit the red button with the hammer*
Hajime & Naegi: OH HELL NO.
Autumn: Hell yes! *hits the red button with the hammer*
-ANOTHER MAGIC LE MAGIC DUN POOF!-
Naegi: Argh! Huh? Who the f*ck are these people? Hahaha! Damn these people! They all look chumps to me! So worthless.
Hajime: Why are we in this place full of boring people anyway?
Komaru: Kyehahaha! This is all sh*tty! Where the f*ck are we anyway?!
Everybody else: 0-0 -> -_-* *turns heads at Autumn*
Autumn: Okay, I'll say it. The dare is...
~~⚜~~
@hajimes
▪️I dare for the protagonists to have the Despair Disease
~~⚜~~
Fuyuhiko: Again with the f*cking disease?!
Naegi: Oh look! A babyface! What's your name lil' gangsta?
Fuyuhiko: Don't f*cking "lil gangsta" me!
Hajime: Why are you talking to him? He's so boring and little.
Naegi: Puhuhu! I just want to ask his name! God these sick worthless people filled with... what do you called that disgusting thing? Ugh! Hope... What a sh*tty joke. Despair's more f*cking better!
Komaru: Ha! Who is these four-eyed d*ck? *pokes Togami on the waist*
Togami: I am not a d*ck.
Naegi: But you're the prick right? Haha! Not nice to f*ckin' meetcha! Hahaha! Geez! Why the hell did you survive anyway? It gives me so much... despair~ Ahhh~ I want more of it...
Kirigiri: What have they done to you?
Naegi: Geez, why you people love something disgustingly gross such as hope? Hope's just a sh*tty little joke to all.
Sonia: Makoto! You can't love despair! You are the Ultimate Hope!
Komaru: F*ck your hope!
Naegi: F*cking Ultimate Hope! Me? Heh, what a bad joke. Who needs hope? We all need despair!
Hajime: This is all pointless. Everybody's too boring. Not even one catches my eye. Wait, is that Jesus?
Izuru: ...
Hajime: ...boring.
Junko: Ahhh!~ How despairing! The protagonists, consumed by despair all at once! Puhuhu! With them, I could Junko-fy all mankind! *hugs the three*
Naegi: What the-?! Who is this f*cking chick?! Junko right? Geez, your boobs are crushing me!
Hajime: Well being hugged by a boring person isn't that bad at all.
Komaru: Awww... How despairing!
Everybody else: ...
Autumn: ...
Kirigiri: ... Ask or dare us?
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