Unkillable

chapter 29

Red heard voices around him. He was a smart kid so he could figure out that the group wasn't of many people.

The women sat Red down on a table.
The next thing you know they were in a house.
She dabbed some water into Red's head. She called for some bandages.
And just like that, Red was out.

Red woke up now and then, sometimes to the voices. Sometimes to screaming and crying. Sometimes he just woke up because his body wanted to.
Red had to have woken up about 4 times when the women shook his arm enough to wake him up for good.

Red slowly sat up. There in the room Red saw a few different characters.
The women was identified as the twilight princess, Midna. She had a beautiful body. Large hips and long legs. Her hair was the color of sweet orange and her eyes were red. The coat she wore was black with some sort of neon Blue encryption in it. Her skin was grayish Blue and her lips were black.

She stood next to Red, still sitting in the table in some sort of cottage house.
There was a small fat man in Red overalls. Classic. It was Mario. Next to him was his brother Luigi who was wearing the same outfit but green. And he was a foot taller.

Red slowly got off of the table. He blinked his eyes, then scratched his head.
Mario shook his head. "I told you he wasn't the one." He spat at Midna. He then left.
"Sorry about him. He's just been mad after we lost contact with peach." Red cocked his head. "Peach?" Luigi nodded. "We have...had...a patient named peach." Luigi clearly seemed excited, "really!?" Red nodded and then looked off into the distance, "yeah. She lived in the same neiborhood as me; the Heroes District." "What's up with you speaking in past tense?" Luigi asked, Red just shook his head, "Hyrule is overrun by my girlfriend's worst enemy." Midna perked up at this, "you have a girlfriend!?" Red looked over at her, "yeah, I had the sexiest girlfriend in town." Midna paused, then Red spoke again, "until she was slain by Shadow. The same person who took over Hyrule." Midna only nodded off.

And that was that.

Every death seemed to be normal by then.