Unkillable

chapter 22

Red had no idea what he and Zelda did that morning. He made a lot of moves, and she put a lot on him, then something clicked as he was walking with Rick to Hyrule square.
"Dammit!" Red yelled, Rick looked over at him, "what?" Red shook his head, "I made all the right moves, but I'm still a virgin." Rick scratched his head, "wait...what the hell are you talking about!?" Red looked over at Rick, "I think I almost had sex..." Rick's eyes got big, "that...is...
awesome!"

When they made it to the square, Red and Rick met a large crowd surrounding a wooden platform. On it was Zelda, sitting in a chair looking at Shadow, who was merrily speaking to the crowd.

Apparently she had some changes. She wanted to be apart of squad 7...greeaat...That means that the squad 7 members would consist of Red, Rick, a barbarian with the name of Barby, and Shadow. Red couldn't wrap his head around why Shadow wanted to be in his squad.

Later that day, squad 7 was sent to their mission. As they left, Zelda grabbed Red's hand and pulled him close to her. Zelda put her hand on Red's face, "be careful, and remember our promise" Red smiled, but then was pulled away. Red was swung over by Shadow. Shadow tripped Red, and he fell into her breasts. Red was pulling away, but Shadow put a hand on Red's head, keeping his head in between her large boobs. Zelda growled, Shadow only giggled. "I guess I broke your promise." She said as if she was guilty.

Red stayed as far away from Shadow as possible. But she kept pursuing him. When they were coming back to Hyrule, Shadow stuck to Red like glue. "How about I give you a real taste of what sex is like?" Shadow cooed. Red shook his head, he was about to say no, but he couldn't talk, he literally couldn't speak! Shadow had put another spell on him to get what she wanted. "I'll take that silence as a yes..." Shadow whispered into Red's ear. This is really starting to freak me out! Red thought as Shadow hung around, she put an arm around Red and skipped along like the happiest person on earth. Red would shake off the arm, but he couldn't. Another barrier was put on him.

Red understood why Shadow wanted to be on his squad. It was because she liked him...she liked somebody that could easily be harassed, if not-sexually harassed...