Unkillable

chapter 6

Link got up with a grunt. He looked around to see that he was in a bed somewhere in Hyrule castle. The room he was in was big. VERY big. There were four other beds next to him, two of which weren't even touched, their sheets still perfect. But the other two were definitely used, sheets flopped to the side and rolled up in little knots, the pillows spread awkwardly about. Link looked down at what he was wearing, instead of his old tattered leather tunic, he now wore some sort of orange convict jumpsuit. "What the he...ck" Link corrected himself, "happened to us?"
Sitting up he yawned and stretched, looked at the wall for a bit, then stood up. He walked over to the door and twisted the knob.
Looking out into the hall nurses I tight while robes walked by his room. He looked a little harder and noticed that there weren't any male doftors, only females. Link squinted his eyes in confusion and then took a step out into the crowded hall.

Link walked slowly past the rooms in the hall. He peeked inside the rooms and noticed there weren't any other male patients. "Oh no." Link mumbled, realizing something crazy. He looked inside his pants and wiped the sweat off his forehead with relief, "Ok I'm pretty sure I'm a boy. But why am I the only one?" He asked himself. Link explored the hospital area a little more and discovered that the whole establishment was strickly women.

"Ok what the hell." Link said as he walked into the calfeteria, for he noticed that he wasn't the only man there. "What took you so long?" Red laughed, then called for him to come over. Yes, the only males in that whole establishment were Link, Red, and Blue.
Sitting down, Link looked around and saw that the female patients seemed to blankly stare at them as they ate. Like they never saw a man before. "What's going on?" Link asked Red, "I have no fricking idea! But it's AWESOME! For whatever reason we're gonna be stayin here with all these nice curves!" Red gaped around the room at the amount if females. Link hit him across the face, "Stop being such a player." Link growled. Red chuckled, "I'm sorry that I can't control myself. There are so many sweet babes, my perverted side is taking over." Link shook his head in disappointment and stared off in the distance, "When we get home, Chuck is going to rip you a new one." Blue cut in, "actually, we have been ordered to stay and help with the business here." Link slowly turned his over and looked at Blue, "yeah...we are going to have to deal with Red's perverted side for another few months until Zelda believes we won't almost kill ourselves over a character from a different universe." Link cocked his head, "what happened to that Pac Man guy, anyways?" "Oh, speaking of which." Red began, "Zelda has brought together the council to discuss the while Pac Man dealio..." as if on cue, a woman opened the door on the other side of the calfeteria and said, "Link, Red, and Blue? The council needs to talk to you." The three exchanged glances, than followed her out of the calfeteria.