Haha click bate enough for you? Don't worry it was an accident.
So before I start this, I'm proud to say that I've only stabbed myself like 10-15 times on accident, give or take a little.
Oh, this was with a needle by the way. Anyway, I just took my pod off (it gives me insulin because diabetes) and where the pod was on my arm was really itchy for some reason so I say,
"DAD THIS IS ITCHY WHAT DO I DO?" And he says,
"Why are you yelling. Come into the other room." So I walk into the other room and say
"Dad, this is [ichthyosaurs <-- sorry auto correct did that but I felt a strong need to keep it] itchy what do I do?" He told me to put lotion on it. So I go and squeeze way to much lotion into my hand and slap it all on my arm and I take those extra clumps and just... Put lotion all over my arm. I have a really shiny arm now. ANYWAY my hand is all slippery with lotion.
I go to fill a new pod with insulin (which you use a needle to do) and I take the needle, but my hands are slippery so I pull off the cap... And I drop the needle, and it's slowly falling like in the movies and it turns upside down and it lands in my foot and I say,
"OW GOD DA-" but I stop because I am a good girl.
Idk my life kinda continued from there.
