I literally just came up with this. I'm proud.
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"Can I call you pretty?" I asked Judy, who was sitting with her arms folded across her chest, staring straight ahead, on the couch.
"Nope."
"Endearing?"
"No."
"How about dainty?'
"What? No!"
"What about charming?"
"No!"
"Ooh, what about adorable?"
"Definitely not."
"Ambrosial?"
"Excuse me?" She shot me a disgusted look.
"No? Ok, what about attractive?"
"Noo."
"Perky?
"Nope," she replied, popping the p.
"Hm...what about captivating?"
"Where do you find all of these synonyms?"
"Zoogle. Anyway, how about pleasant?"
"No, Nick," she answered exasperatedly.
I thought for a moment, trying to find more words which she found offensive, until I found one, and smirked deviously.
"Can I call you cute?"
Judy stared daggers at me, her nostrils flaring in that way that made me want to snicker. But I didn't, and kept my smirk stretched across my face until Judy answered sternly:
"No."
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Oh my gosh, I have so much to say after the wedding yesterday, it's absolutely crazy.
I sprained my knee! Yep, I managed to sprain my knee at a fucking wedding.
It was at the after party where me and my cousin were playing volleyball in the back garden and I ran to catch the ball - bearing in mind I was wearing trainers - and I fucking slipped on the grass and twisted my leg right the way round and sprained my knee. So now I'm stuck at home with this:
*sighs* I was so pissed at myself but I'm ok now 😂
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{completed} one-shots 》judy x nick
Fanfictionjust what the title says. ~*~ {i do not own zootopia/zootropolis or any of its characters. as much as i would love to own finnick, and keep him locked up in a cage next to my bed, i don't, and i only own the storylines used in these one-shots.} some...