{completed} one-shots 》judy x nick

Mr and Mrs Wilde [Judy's POV]

This picture literally triggered a milestone in my head and I'm having a hard time breathing. So enjoy 😂

And yes, I stole the title from the awesome movie "Mr and Mrs Smith".

Come at me 20th Century Fox. 😎

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I hated him. So much. I hated him so much that it made me want to jump off a cliff. I hated him. And my chief just had to partner us up for an undercover mission at a fancy hotel regarding a top drug trafficker. He couldn't have paired me up with someone else, or not assigned me at all! But no, he had to pair me up with the animal I hated the most.

"What?!" I spluttered in shock. "You can't pair me up with him!"

"Why not?" Bogo asked, lowering his spectacles at me.

I scoffed. "Why?! Sir, look at him!"

Bogo glanced over at Nick, then back at me, all while the smug smirk Nick had spread across his lips made me want to slap it right off his stupid face.

"What's your point?" He asked, shrugging.

"Sir, with all due respect, he's a dick," I said, trying to sound as nice as possible, but Bogo still managed to look more surprised than Nick.

"I beg your pardon?" The buffalo asked, taking off his glasses and laying them on the table in front of him.

"Chief, let me explain," I began. "He's arrogant, stupid, big-headed, egotistic, a total jerk - to name a few of his awful traits," I explained, counting off the points on my fingers as Bogo rolled his eyes.

"Officer Hopps, whatever disputes you and Officer Wilde may have, I'm sure you can both sweep them under the carpet for one night," Chief Bogo sighed exasperatedly.

I opened my mouth to speak, but Nick beat me to it.

"Ah, sure thing chief. We can do that for one night, can't we darlin'?" He asked teasingly, smirking at me.

I shot him the dirtiest glare I could muster before turning back to Chief Bogo.

"Excellent," he drawled. "Now, you know your mission: find Louis Clawford and shut him down. You can't miss him, enormous wolf, and I've booked you both a hotel room under the name of "Mr and Mrs Wilde". You'll be sharing-"

"Wait, what?" I interrupted, staring at the chief with confused eyes.

"What?" He asked, looking as confused as I felt.

"You booked it under "Mr and Mrs Wilde". Why?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"This is an undercover mission, Officer Hopps, where you'll have to go undercover as husband and wife in order to really sell the act," the chief answered simply, interlacing his fingers together on the table.

"Why husband and wife?" I asked defensively. "Why not brother and sister?"

Nick scoffed. "Yeah, 'cus a bunch of drug traffickers are gonna believe a bunny and a fox are really brother and sister."

"It's not like they'll believe we're husband and wife either," I shot back, glaring at Nick with my paws on my hips.

"Alright you two, break it up. You can both quarrel over nothing in your hotel room," the chief said, drawing our attention back to him. "Now hurry and pack your things, Louis and his gang are having a little gathering in the hotel's party room at ten pm tonight, and you have to be there."