Ok, before you start chasing me down my road with PITCHFORKS and TORCHES, I just want to say it's not THAT kind of one-shot. CleonGeoffrey requested this and he made sure to tell me that it's supposed to be an awkward, funny one-shot. So here you go!
Thanks for requesting by the way 😜
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I had planned the perfect night for mine and Judy's first date.
There was a new cinema opening up downtown and its headline movie is some rom-com called "Fifty Shades of Prey". I looked up reviews of Zoogle - but didn't dig too deep as I didn't want to spoil the movie for myself - and people are saying it's really good! It even has a book!
I asked Judy if she's seen it and she said she hasn't, so I thought it was the perfect first date. What better way to treat a lady than to take her out to see a new rom-com. I was actually really proud for coming up with it myself.
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I stood at the front door of Judy's apartment, dressed in my usual attire, but with a red bow tie rather than my usual blue and pink striped tie. I knocked on her door twice and waited patiently for her to answer, feeling quite giddy.
Even though I was nervous, I was just as equally excited. This was my first date! Ever! And it was with the one I've had a crush on for three years! Perhaps the reason I was so adamant on making it perfect was because I was pretty sure it was Judy's first date too, and I wanted it to be her last first date. Wait a minute...
My thoughts were suddenly cut off when the door swung open, revealing Judy in a short purple dress that matched her eyes. I blushed and gulped as she smiled a wide smile, her eyes closing to reveal a bit of purple eyeshadow.
"Wow, y-you look beautiful," I gushed, mentally cursing myself for my stuttering.
Judy blushed a little. "Thank you. You look handsome aswell."
"When do I not look handsome?" I asked smugly, smirking as I posed for her.
Judy giggled and rolled her eyes, grabbing my paw and leading me out of her doorway.
"So where are we going for our first date?" She asked, hugging my arm excitedly as we walked down the street, the stars in the sky lighting our way.
"Well, you remember when I asked you if you've seen Fifty Shades of Prey?" I asked.
"Uh-huh."
"Well, there's a new cinema opening downtown tonight and its headline movie is Fifty Shades of Prey," I answered proudly.
"Ooh, fun!" She exclaimed. "Although I heard it's quite intimate."
"Probably just a false review," I shrugged, holding the door open for Judy once we reached the cinema.
I payed for our tickets, brought popcorn, and soon enough we were in the large auditorium surrounded by a load of other animals.
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It didn't take long for the movie to start, and as soon as it did, Judy and I made no hesitation to leave.
It started out pretty innocent - a fox loosening his tie a bit - but when he took off his shirt, it was a whole different story. The camera zoomed out to a face shot, and Judy gasped when she saw the fox's face.
"What is it?" I whispered, leaning closer to her so she could hear me better.
"That's Gideon Grey," she answered quietly, gripping onto the armrests beside her. "You know, that fox that attacked me when I was nine."
My head whipped back to the screen, and I made a look of disgust before turning back to Judy.
"What's he doing in Fifty Shades of Prey?" I asked and Judy shook her head, her eyes wide and glued to the screen.
"Uh...Nick?" She whispered, and I turned my head back to look at the screen.
Now there was an arctic fox lying on a bed, wearing a shirt and underwear, and she was biting her lip. I squinted a little, recognising her face from somewhere. My eyes widened in shock when I noticed it was Aria Steele, a friend of mine from nursery. What the hell was she doing on a bed clad with a shirt and underwear?!
"That's Aria Steele, from nursery," I whispered to Judy, not taking my eyes off the screen as Gideon unbuttoned Aria's shirt, leaving her in just her bra and underwear.
"You know her?!" Judy asked in shock, her voice coming out as more of a hiss.
"Well, I thought I did..."
I swear to God, I nearly fell out of my seat when Gideon unbuttoned his jeans and took them off, but that was nothing when Aria took off her-
"Ok, we're leaving," I stated, getting up and grabbing Judy's paw, who made no hesitation in following me out of the auditorium.
We walked back to her apartment in an awkward silence, my arms stiff by my side as Judy refused to look at me. I think I could safely say that our first day went pretty well...NOT!
"Hey, uh, Judy?" I asked, scratching the back of my neck nervously.
"Y-yeah?" She replied, looking up to meet my gaze for the first time since the movie.
"Sorry about tonight; I really had no idea that it was...that kind of movie..." I apologised, blushing furiously, as was Judy.
"It's fine, you didn't know. Let's just...forget it ever happened, ok?" She asked, bringing her paw up to stroke behind my ear.
I smiled and nodded in agreement before placing a delicate kiss on her lips.
"Ok."
{Extended ending}
I walked into work with a really saw head the next morning, mainly because of all the lampposts I walked i to on my way to the ZPD. I swear, the movie's been out for nine hours and there's already posters for it everywhere!
Judy and I made an agreement that we would forget about what happened last night, but with posters everywhere advertising the very thing we were supposed to forget, it was pretty hard.
"You ok Nick?" Judy asked when I stumbled into roll call and into the seat that we shared.
"No, not really," I replied lazily with a half-lidded gaze.
"Why? What happened?" She asked, looking up at me with worry.
"Posters, Judy. Posters everywhere."
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I'm really happy that you requested this CleonGeoffrey, because I've been feeling really down today, it's horrible. Anyway, hope you enjoyed!
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