Iambic Pentameter
I am Bic
Pen.... and a shaver.
you thought I might say: Tam-eater.
But who are these Tam eaters?
Who is Tam? And who might want to eat poor Tam?
Is he Tam a Shanter? But what is a Shanter?
Is he a drunken Santa?
Has he seriously compromised his life
promising what he cannot hope to give?
I see a little mole, with his nose of a joker's cap
burrowing through the earth for ever.
So does a naughty thought throw his paws
ever sideways, hoping for a final clause.
Up, up, he goes, into the bottom of a pond and drowns.
Well. Oh dear. The mud his last surrounds.
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Potatoes
ŞiirHot, Sweet, Saucy, Spicy - always filling/fattening. Donder - vb. To blunder about aimlessly, not knowing what the feck one is at.
