At the Goat-Fucker restaurant
they are serving Turd again,
with stuffed ballot-boxes
and one-party sauce.
'There is nay room for any more coos
(only a bill) in this hoose,'
said a Scots diner.
'We already have a coo -
a coo elephant eating
constitutional salad.
And the only main meal
on the menu
is Turd again.'
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Potatoes
PoetryHot, Sweet, Saucy, Spicy - always filling/fattening. Donder - vb. To blunder about aimlessly, not knowing what the feck one is at.
