As Such

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Much as  Screaming Lord Such,
I must howl out my crutch,
as at least do as much
for this day!

It's the day for a howl,
lay it on with a trowel,
for my gender to render
our say.

Yet it's an odd thing,
Wattcrud coils its old sting,
decides it will file
me with porn.

Just because I say sex.
their bannnas to hex.
they have trampled me
under their storm

I fired all my guns
but they hit no bad Huns
so I knew I was being
blown away.

Call Mr Wolf now,
cos I just shot a cow
and my sheepy don't know
what to say.



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