I know you're all in awe of my Grr-ation
the day my orange toupee gets to growl,
'Trump-first!' (His little wee in celebration.)
Dab forehead and continue. 'Watch your bowel!'
Golden showers are one thing, Toupee;
don't poo upon my temple, now.
The Carny stops here. Want to see
half a crowd gawping at a freak-show?
Melania gets to plug her new collection;
she's featuring, you know on QVC:
I'd thought I'd better put that as correction -
the White-House website's not just there for me.
YOU ARE READING
Potatoes
PoetryHot, Sweet, Saucy, Spicy - always filling/fattening. Donder - vb. To blunder about aimlessly, not knowing what the feck one is at.
