He clasps the crab with gummy bands
close to the bung in lies of lands;
nose for the DEA he stands.The staggering sea beneath him roars;
he looks down at his furry paws,
and, head between them, loudly snores.

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Potatoes
PoetryHot, Sweet, Saucy, Spicy - always filling/fattening. Donder - vb. To blunder about aimlessly, not knowing what the feck one is at.
The Beagle
He clasps the crab with gummy bands
close to the bung in lies of lands;
nose for the DEA he stands.The staggering sea beneath him roars;
he looks down at his furry paws,
and, head between them, loudly snores.