1
Mansplain on the stage:
radiate charismatic beneficence.
2
Mansplain on the sly:
mute those who say, 'Thanks but no thanks.'
3
In the kingdom of the Pretender
one bollock goes further.
4
Speak in little spurts:
cultivate laconic mystique.
5
Be pithy with pisspoor wisdom:
the curious will be attracted.
6
Be liberal with flannel,
lest thine armpits pong.
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PoesíaHot, Sweet, Saucy, Spicy - always filling/fattening. Donder - vb. To blunder about aimlessly, not knowing what the feck one is at.
