Motivational Platitudes

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Hang this up on a selfie stick tied to your head so that it's always right in your face -
or you might be tempted to murder the bastards!

1 Be on time.
2 Work ethic.
3 Coachability.
4 Suffer fools in charge of you.
5 Tug forelock.
6 Bend over and spread 'em.
7 Celebrate that pay cut and the unpaid overtime.
8 Wonderful people the Romans.
9 They hung me the right way up yesterday.
10 What I always say is 'Do a decent day's work for a decent day's pay etc.'

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