Con Away, Kelly

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Oh Kellyanne Conway,
con away on Trump's conning tower,
pinch of salty submariner.

Bowl us over with hilarity -
lies so transparent,
mind so childishly
green pork and porking,
mouthpiece full of Trumpy shit and semen.

You think we'd swallow everything like you do?

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