Coup Coup said the Pigeon

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Come little boy blue
with your bicycle pump
and shove it right up
the fat ass of Don Trump!

With a few swift, firm strokes
see his eyeballs pop out
and fly through the air
to plug Bannon's vile snout.

It's a Coup through and through
there's no question. That's right -
so yawl choose your own way
that suits you to fight.

Myself I prefer a
robust bacon slicer;
the first one to feel it
be Nazi Sean Spicer.

Steady the handle -
a nice rhythm to it:
the silence is golden
when he stops talking through it.

It's a Coup through and through
there's no question. That's right -
so yawl choose your own way
that suits you to fight.



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